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16/17, Stuart Ripley mugged me off at the end.

Humpty Dumpty. He looks like Humpty Dumpty. What an odious hooplicker.

oh no, what will they place baby Jesus in

Clashes with Man City's blue.

Backed by Paddy Power.

Once as manager, once as DOF. When you just say it like that. Club is completely basket case, its not in any way normal. I can't remember a thing about Kinnear as manager other than when he called that dude a c*** and then almost died. That press conference is prob the best thing he's ever done, Simon Bird is a c***. The crazy thing is he actually topped it the second time round with that f***ing talksport s***. That thread at the time, is the most ive ever laughed Seriously, if anyone's feeling down, open that thread and listen to the Talksport interview in real time whilst reading the thread. One of the funniest, most surreal things I've ever listened to.

Mad bastard. I'd vote for him if I had a vote.

Good article, that.

Not enough GRAFT.

Link us up. http://threeandin.com/remi-garde-lined-up-for-newcastle-hot-seat/

Why does he smile at the camera? Fair enough standing up but howay.

This comment is s****: James M • 13 hours ago What a pathetic article from Luke Edwards sanctioned by the Telegraph ?!!! Full of contradictions and clearly a piece that is full of sour grapes !! Reading the article you would not believe it was written by a broadsheet journalist rather than a tawdry red top rag hack. Just for the record and for those that might not know Luke Edwards is banned from St James Park and quite rightly so. I do not believe that "most" Newcastle fans wanted Pardew out, there were NOT thousands of Pardew out banners or leaflets on display (although someone did go to the lengths and cost of printing 1000's of those leaflets) lol ?! Most sensible level headed people could see that Pardew was employed in a coaching capacity and had no say in how the club was run he simply had to accept his lot at NUFC. Ashley runs the club similar to how he operates his businesses, everything has a price and everything is for sale. The yearly transfer budget does not compare to other clubs in terms of budget to income ratio. The marketing income does not compare to other clubs with the same general turnover due to Ashley hijacking SJP and using it as a billboard for all his other businesses particularly Sports bloody Direct !! So for the avoidance of doubt, Pardew had his hands firmly tied behind his back People.

Griezmann's hair and 'tache combo.

Cheating little scamp.

That was never a pen.

Phil K (formerly on here?) going absolutely mental in the comments, there. They're not worth engaging.

It'd probably be more reliable than the Metro.

Mike Ashley texted him and he just had to bring it up? Seriously, man. What an absolute creep.

Hopefully soon because I'm liking him less and less with those god awful adverts. So scripted and cringeworthy.

That picture in the link, man. He's nuts but at least he's finally seen sense on the matter.

I think Jenas deserves a mention, like.

STANCHION!

He said 'out-tacticed' about 5 times before. What a moron.