NEEJ

All those fans that refused to slate him or hound him out at the Hull City game. This was for you. Well done. Be proud of yourselves.

Would be great if it was sung slowly. It would be even better if people got the words right too. Depressing how many people are too lazy to even get the chorus right.

There's no way that was a woosh.

He's ill. The bloke is genuinely ill in the head. He needs therapy and should not be working.

No way, man?

And? He's, at least in some sense, on the payroll. Mention it next time you're on it. I'll try and get on tomorrow night, Ronaldo. We'll see. You need to lay into Lowes, man. Lay into that fat ugly c*** and make him cry.

Of course they won't. They'll boo at the final whistle then turn around and walk out in silence. Fully expect another multi-goal shafting, may not even watch the f***er tbh. It's absolutely mental, man.

Surely if it all goes tits up again on Sunday the crowd will turn on him? Shirley?

Anyone hear that rendition of YNWA from the Liverpool fans at the end of the match there? What on earth was that?

Hasn't grafted enough.

You'll all be sorry when we get relegated. You all wanted a cup run and you got one.

Open goal, man. OPEN GOAL!

He should never have been dumped in this situation in the first place. Bunch of amateurs.

Came in here to say exactly that.

What was Williamson doing, man? Absolutely woefully out of his depth. As is Alnwick.

When he first signed he didn't make a single tackle for three whole games or something, didn't he?

Only scored 6 PL goals with his heed. I knew it would have been a low total but not that low. 29 goals outside the box somehow sounds ridiculously low when you consider he scored 175 as well. 29 goals outside the box is obviously still insanely good going.

That click when he pauses, man. I keep saying this and yet I still listen to his drivel and disgusting noises.

Class, that.

This one isn't fat enough, that's what they'll say.

He runs and runs and gives 100% and he's a Geordie and he was a nice lad at school so for me he's been our player of the season so far.

Except he looked nowt like that, did he?

Whatever he once had is long gone. I'd have peddled him a couple of years ago and can't wait to see the back of him. He's an idiot and so are all those morons at the match who shout shoot every time he gets the ball in the opposition's half. It's not funny.

You can't win. It's impossible to have a remotely sensible discussion with a bloke who considers a 4-1 loss as 'a good performance'. Fans are too loyal. They worship anything. They believe anything they're fed and they'll not hear a bad word said about their club. I'd even go as far as saying they're as big a problem as Pardew is. They are, the absolutely are, midds. I had that type of loyalty until I was about 11-13 years old before I started thinking for myself and the bigger picture for the club. People have no regard for the history of this club and what it means to English football. It's being strangled. Also, shock horror- there were doubts over Arsenal's capabilities tonight and they were there for the taking, so he bottles it because he knows he can't set up a team to go and win a game (proactively). I'm not talking about playing a defensive line up to the half way, I mean getting in behind Arsenal; not once did we make a run like that of Welbeck's for the penalty. It's all played in front, give it to Ameobi (woeful player) and hope he beats the full back on the outside (his only move) and gets a cross in. Play Perez on the shoulder of Mertesacker, arguably the slowest CB in the league? Oh no, play him on the wing instead. Whilst to sum it all up we drop arguably our most technically gifted player (again) in Cabella and bring him on 0-2 down- what the f***ing Christ does Ameobi offer that he doesn't? Sammy is absolutely hapless, just like Colback, Gouffran, and that Conference League CB he insists on playing beside Colo. We're going to have to break down the mackems next week but he can't, we'll play this same team we did today (+Sissoko if we're lucky) and the c***s will mug us again. Losing to them last year was the last game I've been to, and ever will under Pardew/Ashley, and if we lose again I will be absolutely done with the club in every sense. 20 years ago we had genuine ambitions of winning this league. Had Cantona screwed his shot wide then I firmly believe we would have done it too. We wanted to win the league and it wasn't a pipe-dream either, we had the players and the manager to do it. We came up short eventually but we gave it a f***ing good go. Fast forward 20 years and we have thousands of fans who are perfectly happy just to compete in the same league. They look at the worst case scenario and build from there. At least we're not Leeds/Portsmouth. At least we're not Sheff Wed. At least we're not Boro. At least we're in the PL etc. Be grateful, it could be worse, it has been worse, phew - we're still cannon-fodder for the really big teams. The job Ashley, Pardew and his team have done to dampen down expectation and hope has been superb. They've taken a big club and managed, over the course of 5 or 6 years, to kill ambition, enthusiasm, pleasure and hope. They've stamped all of that out and the grown men who've seen us legitimately challenge for the title are now clutching at the morsels thrown from the top table, it's pathetic. These f***ing pricks are so meek that they accept their new role in the league without question. We're also-rans, insignificant, and it f***ing stinks. We very nearly won this f***ing league and the c***s who watched it happen don't even remember. It's criminal. Nailed it.