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There isn't another manager in world football that could do better, you fool.

Also Taylor, will Slim even play if he hasn't got you to chop down? Hope you make it bruv. But not really, cos you're a dirty Blue. Slim's out, isn't he?

Aye, the lass was probably a seed planted by the Bish.

They've nailed it. Get in!

Wow that's spineless and weak.

This is brilliant, like. Talk about that Dispatches programme having the desired effect.

Howay Dave, that's wholly inaccurate. They painted over the Gallowgate roof signage.

Anyone see Shearer and Savage talking about the Fabregas dive on MotD 2 before? Shearer looked like he wanted to knock seven bells out of him.

Nice upside-down betfair adverts scrolling round the pitch, there.

How have Sevilla not scored a third here?

Geet in!

3 pages?

That poll. Nobody likes you, Colo.

If only his face wasn't already mashed to pieces, they've battered him there. Brilliant.

He replaced the full stops with licks.

The state of Pardew's face nowadays compared to that photo. Carver is still wrinkly as sin. I think he shares more of his DNA with a prune than he does with his fellow man.

It looks absolutely nowt like him, man, apart from the trainers.

The acceptance of the opinion that he wasn't worth the hassle, was selfish, lazy and a bad influence amongst a very high number our fans tells you everything you need to know. Sad, gullible people with no backbone. I hope they're happy with Gouffran plodding about doing absolutely nothing except giving the ball away almost every time he receives it each match.

Fucking hell. Feeling really bad for Porto now.

He's bang on.

This... comes down to what you actually stand for. For me, ive been in exile for a while bar the odd game. I cant bring myself to give ashley any of my money or TIME. NUFC to me is more than a football club, its actually a part of the community that people gather round. Its having the p*ss taken out of it by someone who is using it as a spring board for personal gain. My grandad, dad, CP40 and me have all invested emotion into that club over the years, Ashley cant buy that but he is making damn sure we cant go again. Not sure how anyone can think about going at the minute. People need to seriously look in the mirror. You're not a proper fan unless you go to the match and sit in silence, but for the odd moan, groan or boo, for 90 minutes, man.

It's incredible, man.

Jason Roberts, man. Please just stop talking.