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Were you dropped on the head as a child? Or was he dropped on a child as a head? http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif

Pardew won't be manager. Is this real life?

Only just saw him say Pardew was our best manager since Sir Bobby Saw him say earlier that Pardew is a better manager than McClaren, and that there is no logic in going to Eddie Howe. He is actually clueless. Attention.

What a bloke.

Loads of them reckon he's unearthed a number of gems and he'll take that 'scouting knowledge' with him. What a roar.

The speculation this evening hasn't even taken us close... Most Online Today: 539. Most Online Ever: 1,652 (Friday 15 July 2011, 09:21:24 PM) What happened on 15th July 2011? Sounds like an attack of Spam Bots. Sammy scored?

You couldn't make that goal up.

Class, Hazard.

Shearer shrugging off our current form was as laughable as ever. CRITICISE THE MANAGER, MAN!

It was clear evidence that you're at your most vulnerable when you have the ball. Pardew knows.

You shouted "No", I then shouted what a c***.

Armstrong will be our youngest ever starter today. Here's hoping he does well.

You're right. It gets even better. http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/25/torquay-united-mascot-gilbert-the-gull-calls-fans-cs-and-offers-to-fight-them-4920827/

Whose mascot is that?

Gouffran. How? I'd love to know what 'stats' the king is using to justify his continued inclusion in the team.

As if he's got RC in fairy lights on his wall, man.

Looks like a colour printer running out of ink.

There's no way that's a bloke. No way.

All those fans that refused to slate him or hound him out at the Hull City game. This was for you. Well done. Be proud of yourselves.

Would be great if it was sung slowly. It would be even better if people got the words right too. Depressing how many people are too lazy to even get the chorus right.

There's no way that was a woosh.

He's ill. The bloke is genuinely ill in the head. He needs therapy and should not be working.