NEEJ

Please stop using ellipses, LFEE. Please. Full stops are just fine.

The state of that SD tunnel.

£15m fee agreed between Arsenal and Barca for Vermaelen.

We need a date sorted asap to allow those that need leave a chance to book it.

Wow.

That keeper top is absolutely tragic.

All the windows need a good clean as well.

There's a few statues in Içmeler that look exactly the same as ours. Freakishly similar, in both looks and pose.

We're gonna win the league.

Rob Elliott: Young goalkeeper.

Still not convinced at all by Dummett.

Who is this Obertan fellow and where has he been hiding? Lush finish from Cabella.

What a run from Aarons. Deserved that goal for the run alone.

'Taking responsibility' my arse. He's just blamed the kids again.

The gut on Williamson.

He's absolutely bobbins.

See Gosling, Dan.

Taylor

I won't be able to get leave for August after checking at work. If it's after 1pm on any Saturday or anytime on a Sunday I'm good to go though.

I'll definitely play if I can get the leave from work.

Looks likely to go on a killing spree based on that bottom right photo.

Horrendous decision. Absolutely horrendous. Further evidence to support the case that the monkeys running our club know nothing about football. Will the depression ever end?

Has he just admitted he didn't play him out of spite? Either way, what a tool.

They're gonna share the armband in the event that Colo doesn't play. It's Pardew's new tactic to prevent his forward players getting forward, rubber band them to our defensive players.

Mascherano is fucking mertal.