Um... Benteke.
I don't want to come over all "we're not good enough", but he's getting a lot of interest and we're not as attractive as we should be...
Benteke will stay this coming season, have a good world cup, and take his pick of where he wants to go, to be honest. That's how good he potentially is.
He's only young and has lots of rough edges to lose still, but he's significantly better than Andy Carroll (who went to Liverpool for five times as much as we paid for Benteke, and probably earns three times as much as Benteke does).
Andy Carroll is significantly better at being English though.
and miles better at being a geordie without doubt.
Debatable.