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Felt I had to include a Chelsea player in there, and Ivanovic is one of my favorite non-NUFC players. An absolute beast wherever he plays in defence. He's also as dirty and as cynical as they come.

Got to completely disagree on this, mental idea. Why is it mental? I'd say they're more deserving than say, a fourth placed team Premier League side.

Wut. I thought I had strange dreams, but that's making me feel a bit less strange.

Scathing.

Him slipping on the ball in the second half was brilliant. It was like that celebration on FIFA where the player looks like they've died.

I mean, this is miles better than the team those jokers on MOTD3 picked and they get f***ing paid to watch it Wisdom and Steven Taylor somehow don't sit right alongside one another though.

Not at all. The amount of times he passes back to Krul instead of playing it forward as he has no confidence in his own ability is extremely frustrating. Howay man, first half Colo and Williamson were shocking on the ball. He was the only one playing simple passes and actually played a few meaningful ones forward. Santon was great too, as per. I'm no fan of Simpson but he was miles better on the ball last night.

Creased at Demba's interview on NUFCtv Said Bigi's celebration was horrible, then thought people might take it the wrong way so apologised to Christians and said he was on about the bit where he dropped to the floor. Also says he's fine and there's nowt to worry about on the injury front.

That shot in the first half, I thought it was going to trickle in. Everything went in slow motion.

Has he finally realised he might be able to actually play football? He seemed like our most composed defender in the first half.

Neville talking out of his arse there about us playing the same side. Disappointing lack of research. Europa League doesn't exist at Sky. I'll let him off.

At least our pitch is up there with the very best. It's incredible how lush it looks now, when you think back to how it was about 7 years ago.

4-2-3-1. Interesting.

If you turn up late for level 7 they let you use the lift. Result. Did this for the Arsenal 4-4. I knew it was 0-2 when I got in the lift, then it was 3-0 when I got out.

They'll probably be mostly open if you're only 10minutes late like. I'm a seasoned pro when it comes to lateness.

Ronaldo. Wow.

That overhead kick man. Ridiculous.

That press conference is HILARIOUS mind. Aside from that, it was a very, very worrying time indeed.

Confirms he's suspended in his interview on NUFCtv. Talks about his disbelief when he was booked.

Nice try but I don't think we can blame him for anything. Turned his back and flapped his arms about when the winger feigned to cross. Erm...

Deserves so much better.