NEEJ

The points you make mean nothing. He's not in the top ten highest scorers in Premier League histoy. He's not in England's top ten highest scorers list. He's not in Spurs' all time top 5 highest scorers list. He's a greedy fucking thick little midget.

One of the funniest things I've seen on a football field. Absolute heedtheball.

Love this bloke. Absolutely love him. He's what football is all about. He's ours man. What the fuck?

Feel ashamed I ever wrote this bloke off. Very solid. Keep proving me wrong Perchinio. I've grown to love him.

Its true though, we play poorly with little creativity and chances. When we play 4-3-3/4-2-3-1 thing type, we create much more. Not saying it for fun, its because its right. Yet we thumped Man Utd playing four four fucking two.

Quick refresher course in time for the big kickoff. I don't get it.

So what's new? Yeah, I've not listened to his patter for a good few months now. He just seemed to be on another level there about Van Persie.

That's impressive. Hopefully they'll have the highlights up over the next few days, I'll look forward to seeing that.

Paul Merson is talking unbelievable amounts of horseplop on GSS today like.

Fresh from a kill. Hope Saylor scores today mind. I think he'd end up doing laps of the town moor in celebration.

Take your pick ? In all seriousness though, I will read through this when I can be bothered, the battle for 7th was rather interesting.

Where's that 'didn't read' gif when you need it?

Just remembered this is his second thread on here. I really, really hope he plays tomorrow. The roar when he begins one of those runs man. Incredible.

Cautious with 16-20.

Crazy foo'

Wut

More fool you for following them tbh.

Huge transfer RVP to Manure like. I'd say it's the biggest I've seen in terms of English clubs doing a deal with one another. Really interested to see how he does there, and also how Arsenal do this season.

I had a dream last night that on the way to the match on Saturday I spotted Beckham. We were late to the match but he still stopped for a photo with me, even though my phone wasn't working. I then spotted Owen up ahead and when I called his name he then ran off. Cunt.

Frank de Boer loves the toon like.

I'm so excited. And I just can't hide it.

It's on youtube that reserves match where he absolutely pisses all over us. It's quite funny to see him looking like the best player on the pitch, albeit at reserve level.

Look at the state of his face on that picture. 19 years old? He sounds like an absolute fruitloop as well.

Lighten up man.