NEEJ

Best first touch I've ever seen from one of our players (defenders at least).

That was absolutely class, like. We made them look awful.

Hoping we rip into them from the very first minute, and that everyone is fired up on and off the pitch. Howay the lads!

It's mental when you think back to how our position compares to last year. We're 7th and in form, yet we still have Isak, ASM, and Shelvey to return.

You'll do for me, bonny lad vibes.

What a tit. (Me, that is.)

@The Butchercan eat a load of horse manure.

Only won 2 this season mind.

Hopefully he scores all the goals going forward.

His grasp of English in such a short space of time is seriously impressive, man.

Don't let that get in the way of relentless negativity.

Bit better than last time then.

In Rafa's last game he was visibly upset when the away end labeled him a shit Rondon.

Really has the look of a bloke that's thinking "I can't wait to start selling these to the lads".

It really sounds like the type of information nobody outside of the Brazil squad needs to know about, like. Needlessly gets people wound up.

Read this and was racking my brains for a time when Matt Ritchie had a stint at Fulham.

I genuinely think some people can't help it after years of being conditioned to be miserable. I was sat next to a lad at the Palace match who more or less spent the entirely match complaining about absolutely fucking everything. It's exhausting.

We've improved in every aspect of our play, with the exception of scoring goals. We'll be going into the Fulham game in a really good place if we have Wilson and Anderson back. A year ago this would've sounded absolutely mental, but I can't wait for Shelvey's return. Hopefully he's ahead of schedule and pops up not too long after the international break.

Totally forgot about this! Was looking for something to watch.

Hopefully Dr Cinik has the advertising boards immediately after. I can't think of a more fitting tribute.

People really have forgotten how much of a worky ticket you used to be on here.

Just a quick reminder that Heron loves a good WUM sesh. Either way, I'm not at the match so my stream will likely miss whatever nonsense the PL have planned pre-match.

Maxi hasn't been full-on Samsoned then.

He's the fucking man.