NEEJ

Get into them, fuck them up.

Aye, just like it did last time. We absolutely tanked, didn't we?

We're in uncharted waters, when was the last time we were realistically fighting on three fronts in January?

Sit doon Chazza.

What did he say?!

Sounded like someone had the Hoover out as he finished.

The sound on this Howe interview. Bloody hell, Sky.

Captain Black is an absolute little fanny. Wouldn't have stood a chance against Eddie's guns.

The boyo.

Fucking exhausting, that.

He might cause them enough of a problem to put them on the back foot mind, depending on how he's feeling.

A couple of dodgy reds followed by a mercurial French winger coming off the bench to win a dubious late pen to take the lead?

This lot are definitely beatable, like. I can see ASM having a huge part to play in the second half. Howay the lads!

Must've peeled his old gloves back off Eddie's face.

We're third and we have a £63m striker ready to gan radge before we've even dipped our toes in the transfer window. Happy new year!

Howay, man.

Really looking forward to this one. I can't remember the last time I've thought that before Arsenal away. The pressure's all on them and hopefully the memory of being beasted at SJP still haunts them. They're due a slip-up, let's make it Tuesday night, eh?

Did you try the Back Page?

It's absolutely WILD.

Epic that, like!

I know who I'd rather have, like.

What's even madder is to think about where we were and how we felt when Joao Pedro knocked that header in. If you'd said we'd finish the calendar year in second people would've thought you meant the Championship.

The turn and cross-field ball to Trippier for Miggy's goal was absolutely sensational.

I'm happy to admit I've never been more wrong. Doubted his signing but he's put in the best half a season I've seen from any of our keepers. He's an absolute monster and I wouldn't swap him for anyone. Long may it continue! Neek Powwwp!