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It's a shame it didn't work out for him here, but hopefully he gets back on track there and kicks on.

It's probably my biggest red flag in a person. I might start asking people their thoughts on HBA within a few minutes of meeting them. No more wasted time and effort on wrong'uns.

It's nonsense, man. Just a placebo. It's doing no one any harm, but the help its supposedly providing is purely psychological.

Aye, it's a load of old bollocks and has no scientific basis for using it. Probably feels good and there's something to be said for that I guess.

He does seem to be the canniest player we've ever had.

I'm just glad they've got some new shots of the bloke. Before it seemed like only one photo of him, looking extremely stern, existed.

I still like it and I'll probably get it, but it's so amateurish of them to leak it in a thumbnail on their website before it's officially been announced.

He's class, man. It's a shame he's not quite up to it at this level, because he seems like someone you'd love to have around the training ground at the very least.

Fanny absolutely loves to whinge, like.

He left with Shearer and was away in between. You thinking of Paul Catterson, the club doctor?

I'm in Portugal on that date.

Aye, but isn't he talking about when he was like 6 years old and he switched from swimming?

It's just a plug for another of their articles on the platform. It is mental how many players need chucking mind. No easy task given how little some of them have played/how bobbins they are.

This is it, like. There's a sweet spot between being the stadium big enough to ensure most, if not all, our fans who want to attend can and being so big that the atmosphere takes a hit. It's absolutely rocking at the moment. I'll never understand the clamour from some to build a futuristic spaceship elsewhere just because it'd be bigger and more shiny than SJP. Let's improve what we've already got and see how it goes, because let's be honest, we're by no means maximising the current spaces within SJP.

There's a higher prevalence of exercise-induced bronchoconstriction (or asthma) in a load of elite sports, mind. If they've been diagnosed properly using an objective test (an EVH challenge), it's pretty difficult to cheat. Minging test to do.

The pitch being hidden below deck seems like a disaster waiting to happen, like. Looking forward to hearing about the inevitable postponement when the mechanism fails and they're stuck with half 3G and half turf on separate levels.

Not related to the entry fiasco, but equally as disgraceful - when did they start with the Superbowl-lite nonsense before the game? Who the fuck is going to that match happy that they have to sit through 4 Camila Cabello songs while a load of dancers spell out one word messages on the pitch? It seemed like they put more effort into planning the pre-match show than they did perimeter security.

I reckon that was offside, like. The Liverpool player intentionally played the ball in my eyes.

There need to be two players between the attacking player and the goal line for them to be onside.

Everyone conveniently ignores us spending just £25m in the summer window on a player we already had on loan. We then spent the bare minimum in January just to keep our heads above water. That shouldn't have resulted in 11th place - that's on Howe.

https://youtu.be/GXCwTiK7lyQ

Off you pop, Burnley. The turd is flushed.