NEEJ

It's absolutely mental. I'm almost conditioned to it and then I check the GA column of the table.

The number of people leaving on ~80 minutes today was absolutely disgraceful. 89th minute winner.

His celebration is a crease. Leans onto the steward and knocks his hood off.

Got a great response last time out, apparently. It's still 2001/02 up there for him.

That is a shame! I hope it gets sorted because it sounds like a great service. Keep us posted as I'm sure it will be of use to other N-O members and their families.

Good lord.

Get into them, fuck them up.

Aye, just like it did last time. We absolutely tanked, didn't we?

We're in uncharted waters, when was the last time we were realistically fighting on three fronts in January?

Sit doon Chazza.

What did he say?!

Sounded like someone had the Hoover out as he finished.

The sound on this Howe interview. Bloody hell, Sky.

Captain Black is an absolute little fanny. Wouldn't have stood a chance against Eddie's guns.

The boyo.

Fucking exhausting, that.

He might cause them enough of a problem to put them on the back foot mind, depending on how he's feeling.

A couple of dodgy reds followed by a mercurial French winger coming off the bench to win a dubious late pen to take the lead?

This lot are definitely beatable, like. I can see ASM having a huge part to play in the second half. Howay the lads!

Must've peeled his old gloves back off Eddie's face.

We're third and we have a £63m striker ready to gan radge before we've even dipped our toes in the transfer window. Happy new year!

Howay, man.

Really looking forward to this one. I can't remember the last time I've thought that before Arsenal away. The pressure's all on them and hopefully the memory of being beasted at SJP still haunts them. They're due a slip-up, let's make it Tuesday night, eh?

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