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If he's on his way out that was about as good a final performance as he could've given. He absolutely clattered someone in the second half and it was glorious to see.

Had it not been for Joelinton reborn, I'd have said Krafth was probably displaying the biggest upturn in form I can remember in my NUFC life so far. I was convinced we'd struggle to even give him away after his performances under Steve Bacon.

Well played Heza et al. Was a real show you put on tonight, felt surreal at times.

Wilson's

I can't get over how good he is in one-on-one situations when he doesn't have the ball. He also sees passes no one else on the pitch is capable of seeing. He plays for us, man.

Never seen a keeper deck it so many times in one half. Why didn't he change his boots? They also insisted on attempting an awful clipped counter attack thing every other goal kick and it didn't work once. They bottled it big time tonight.

Absolutely has to stay. He's so consistent.

Must've watched the replay about 10 times before I realised he didn't actually get a touch on the first goal. Cracking performance, like. If only he could play a whole season.

Oh, the fence/netting saved me numerous times, like.

Heron's shot clearing three pitches on the stroke of half time was a peach.

He looks like he can more than handle himself, which is something that was lacking in a lot of our recent prospects who never made it here. They all look neat and tidy against cloggers, but didn't have the physicality to step up. Looks like he has both in his locker.

BDB must be standing a few yards behind Heza, like. He's not that tall!

He was pure entertainment.

"You'd need a calculator".

'kin hell! 15 year bump usually means death Someone add "awarded Freedom of Newcastle" to the title, man.

Allez les Bleus!

That League Cup win was the "he's here forever" guy in the crowd, wasn't it?

I think the "scoffing" is partly caused by you announcing that you'd secured 5 season tickets in here without any background, before returning to explain it's by going through the most convoluted (and potentially expensive) process possible. Fair play, like. You won, Minhosa. Enjoy the ST, I hope it makes you happy.

I couldn't understand a word he was saying throughout that interview. Open your mouth for God's sake!

He was aaful today, mind. He played like he was wearing slippers.