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Absolute nonsense.

This is it, like. At some point he decided he's going to be a full-blown WUM and that's all he is now. It was probably around the time his employers were rumoured to be adopting the clickbait model.

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So good. The Shearer stuff - loving the thought of ASM or Bruno running around shouting "SHEARERRRRR!" after lashing one in.

Bloke's a proper creep.

We're 21 (TWENTY ONE!) points off 19th, our position when Howe took the job. It's absolutely crackers.

I know most of the teams around us have a least a game in hand, but NINTH, man!

Big Joe the goal machine!

It's far too loud, like.

Those first half highlights in particular are absolutely ludicrous. I honestly can't remember a 45 minute performance as good as that from one of our lot. Majestic.

I'd love to see him playing futsal, like. You can see so much of it in his play. He's so instinctively brilliant with the ball but he's also really good/near perfect in defensive one-on-one situations.

I'm not sure how clear it was on the telly, but Joelinton picking up and putting Almirón's shirt the right way out while he was still being mobbed like he's his fatha was absolutely class.

Insane finish. Absolutely perfect. I thought he was going to bury the volley straight after as well. Chuffed for him and hope he continues to kick on as he's such a likeable character.

What's absolutely mental is we're killing it with next to no threat up top and without Trippier. Imagine us with Trippier and Wilson (or another quality striker) back, man. Disclaimer: I wholly appreciate the job Chris Wood is doing and he's a big part of why we are where we are, but he's a squad player at best.

It felt like the whole ground were laughing in delight after this, like. Ridiculous bloke.

Seemed like he scooped it up and over a Palace player on about 3 separate occasions tonight. Absolutely taking the piss at times.

Targett was class, Krafth immense, and Bruno absolutely magic. What a player, man!

Just came here to post this. A brilliant article covering a really difficult subject. Poor souls.

Mirrored Ben Arfa vibes there, like.

Horrendously small-time.

He's already the fucking boss.

AlterG treadmills. They basically reduce the load on your joints and allow you to exercise sooner than you would otherwise be able to. 'AlterG' because it's meant to reduce the effects of gravity.

Fine by me.