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Will £30m get you someone guaranteed to score? It's not much more than Slimani cost Leicester in the first place.

Glad I don't live in Nottingham anymore.

For most of our generation it was our baptism of shit from NUFC. I love the stories, tbh. "Ah was gannin hyem and some gadgie doon the shops said "They've only gone and flogged Cole, the twats!" and I was like "Howay ya daft auld shite" but when I got home me da was in the garage with his heed in his hands and I knew it was true, like."

This thread has made me realise I know people by their avatars and not usernames.

Getting in on this.

Why can't the press be more patriotic about Brexit optimistic about the takeover?

They're on track to beat Reading's record. Cardiff were only 4 points behind recently but just lost 4 in a row.

Creased at this post.

A screenshot of an anonymous text.

6 teams from this season would be bottom of that 08/09 table. The competition this year is shite.

An 80% chance of going down is like having odds of 1/4. For comparison, the bookies have us at 7/2, which is about a 22% chance. Easy money.

This squad is on par with Mick McCarthy's Sunderland sides, or that godawful Derby side who only beat us. Doubt anyone could do much better with it.

They won't give a f*** in Spain. I remember when their entire basketball team did this in Beijing. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/13/article-0-0243EF2700000578-604_468x260.jpg

The first thing Man City did after their takeover was spunk about 40m on Robinho. Imagine if our January starts like that (with a less rapey player).

Imagine if there's one of Blatter and Trump crossing streams.

Is this NBC Gold thing worth it? I'm only interested in our games - are we on it all the time? If I subscribe can I watch it through my cable box or does it only work through computers/tablets/phones?

Coleman will do fine with a squad of dross, all he needs to do is sign a player like Gareth Bale.

FFS. There was a bloke having a s*** at the end of Stowel street after the Palace game https://twitter.com/jenniboro/status/925470981099048960 Poyet to return?

There's one titled "STOP TURNING UP. Only way to let them know" Err... It's funny how we couldn't get a boycoutt going at all, but they manage it every week without even trying.

A decade of Ashley, but that's what makes you feel like you're losing your club.

Any word from Monster or Red Bull yet?

Rumours that he's been given three more games to save his job.

Has there ever been a "Mag down the mine" story?

They're loved by other fans in the same way people love beige, Ryvita or Songs of Praise.

Hope Coventry win and spend the money on a big Jimmy Hill statue.