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He's basically said he's paid the price for selling Bale and not getting anyone as good to replace him.

I stuck a few quid on him at 8/1 yesterday, down to 11/8 now. He could have been there to check out Dembele and Mignolet before the World Cup, but seems like a bit much just for that.

Just been shown this. Neither Spurs nor Liverpool have any Russians do they?

Can't believe this joker is going to win manager of the month.

Commentator on Tiote: "He hasn't hit the heights of last season, has he?" What?

At least this time he wasn't going on about how great the win was for Mike.

Can't believe we've just beaten Chelsea and Spurs, and he's still making excuses for last season.

Niall Quinn is an awful human being.

Ok, Hatem's not on his best form, I'll bite. But when the fuck has Shola ever been on form?

Rubbish week from me, only 40 points and half of them from Ramsey. Decided to bite the bullet and lose 8 points so I can make transfers: Soldado, Ben Arfa and Sigurdsson out, Remy, Yaya Touré and Brady in.

Doesn't mention this - probably just an error.

I have Lovren, Fonte and Boruc, 17 points between them.

Worse than Ashley.

Do we actually have to give him credit for the win though? If he wasn't forced into bringing Anita on, would we still have won?

He's fucking sticking up for Mike again.

I'm happy for Mike.

Pardew's going to get credit for this win, but the real reason was Tiote getting injured.

I hope he goes to Palace, then we absolutely rape them.

I've not been to a match in a while - do people still sing "Alan Pardew's black and white army"?

He'll go in January and I wouldn't blame him.

I really hope those Palace rumours are true.

I think I love Caulkin.

Just have to keep reminding myself how bad they are. They lost to Palace!

48. Nearly made Suarez captain but stuck with Ramsey. Still got four players to go. I seem to be in two leagues for this place. Which is the correct one? N-O or Newcastle-Online?

Not bad.