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Predictions: De Jong and Cisse getting injured, the crowd's fault, science.

Hahahahaha!

Get in! Fuck you Shola, that'll teach you to try and get a new contract!

"He really is a favourite around these parts".

Fuck off Shola.

Let's hope the players feel the same way as us.

8th or 9th is our level, while we have people like him and Pardew at the club.

City - imagine how unbearable the Liverpool fans will be if they win the league. Need City to put it to bed, then Barca to tap up Rodgers and Liverpool to go back to being average.

Did Bruce really fail at the Mackems? Look at them now compared to when he was in charge!

That bit's true, at least.

If you want us to win, you want Pardew to stay. The only people who want Pardew to stay are Mackems. ujpest doza is a Mackem.

I did Stoke - 2.

Ideally Forest, but that won't happen now, so Derby. Want more East Midlands sides up now I live there.

When he handed in the teamsheet, had he just drawn a big where the names were meant to go? That's the only way this lineup makes sense.

I'm doing a Paninithon with three mates. We all live in different cities now, so are going to meet next month somewhere in the middle (which turned out to be Harrogate) with our albums and £50 worth of stickers each, and open them all in the pub. We're all in our thirties.

If anything's over the top, it's that comment.

He's not even got a contract past next month! Can they not wait that long?

I went for who cares. I hate how apathetic the regime have made me.

Chelsea/Newcastle/Norwich/Hull/Man City/Liverpool/Everton/Bayern/Man Utd. £275 if Man Utd hold on, so they definitely won't.

Transfered Dummett in because he plays twice, then forgot to switch him in for Sidwell. Still on 85 though, with most of my side playing twice.

City 4th, really? They have three games in hand, and only need to win two of those to go top. Even if you don't think they'll win the league (they will), they definitely won't finish beneath Arsenal.

I've never understood the "ONE GAME TO SAVE HIS JOB" stories. If he's considering sacking him, Ashley's obviously sick of the football and results. But a win against Villa and he'll be the right man for the job again?

Still doesn't beat "Gaycastle".

I want the three promoted teams this season to be Leicester, Forest and Derby. If I can add more teams from the football league too, I'd add in Notts County, Mansfield Town, Chesterfield and Burton Albion. This is solely because I live in the East Midlands and want some away games that I don't have to travel too far for.