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92. Good score, but used my wildcard anyway. Lukaku, Wilshire and Zaha out; Welbeck, Lampard and Nolan in. Fiddled with my subs too.

They've all lost theirs. They're hoping one of the players has them.

Are those spam hampers starting another fire? Daaaayum. I'm so glad this is taking off.

The problem is the players seem to have predicted we'd get humped too, so didn't bother making an effort.

Kinnear starting to seem like a good option.

Oh fuck off Pardew. Edit: Just in general, not a reaction to that interview.

Don't think he'll go to Arsenal. Even if they come back with a second bid, our valuation of Cabaye is probably a lot higher than theirs.

Who bews at a tv? Can't get my head round half the stuff they do.

Seeing as Redcafe are idiots, I'm going to need a replacement for Zaha. Thinking Routledge or Taraabt.

So far I've got Mignolet, Johnson and Benteke all getting me points (and Wilshire being shit). Good start.

Fulham's first shot of the game.

2 points. 4 for the goal, -2 for the miss.

Why are there Mandela quotes on their advertising boards?

http://imageshack.us/a/img153/2334/bfav.png Finally settled on this, although it'll be completely different in a couple of hours.

Redcafe seems pretty certain he'll start.

Agreed, we'll go down without even putting up a fight. More likely is he tries to tighten up even more.

As long as he didn't get one of those fingernail monstrosities he'll be fine.

As far as on the pitch in concerned, Pardew is our biggest problem. Off the pitch it's Ashley.

Maybe Shola's the only one trying because he knows he won't get a start in the league.

Are we really arguing about who has the best looking manager?

I was thinking that, he's been very quiet. Thought maybe Mike ordered him not to talk to the media anymore, but I don't think that would stop him.

Do other banks really offer interest-free loans for Muslims? I was under the impression that they just offered bank accounts which didn't pay/charge interest. If that's the case why doesn't everyone convert to Islam before taking out a loan.

There's no equivalent there. There's no real NFL international competition that I value more than my NFL team. I mean as a soccer player, I said it was a ridiculous example. Just trying to pick a team who mean to you what Sunderland mean to us.

Mike, imagine he'd signed for the Jets. Ignore that it's a completely ridiculous example, would you still want him to succeed?

At this rate Altidore is going to be their most experienced player in this league.