Fatwax

THEY'RE VICTIMS!

Craig Bellamy golf club. Hah.

Yeah shame about the goal thing.. if only we had someone in charge who would bring that out of him.. Hmmm.

I'd love to be sponsored by Nintendo. Asprilla corner flag Martins goal against Tottenham. You could feel the love.

What exactly has this kid done thats so bad apart from type like.. say.. a 17 year old into the hip hop scene?

RE the Derdiyok thing, I've read a few ITKs go on about the deal being agreed, but will only go through if Smith goes. Pinch of salt and all that. Truth be told I have no idea about this lad. Whats so good about him?

End of the day they made a load of substitutions to freshen up the side. We made one or two and the players' fitness shone through. Gutierrez with the assist & Milner with the goal both played 90 minutes.

You should see what we do to women... I doubt it's have sex with one.

He's only a kid, jesus..

What a difference a few days make, eh.. thought Keegan had no cash and Ashley was selling up etc. etc. Xavi.. Jesus chris

Smith's an honest lad who has lost alot of ability through an horrific injury. Could he ever get back to a state where he'd be of use? Maybe, I doubt it though. Thing is, if he was scoring for fun but at the same time being convicted of rape or something equally as bad he'd be cheered by the crowd. Thats football, the ficklest of crowds.

Sure it wasnt his brother or cousin? Haha, nah. His son was with him (or at least that's who I assume he was), had an Australia strip with "Viduka 9" on the back. Was he black with dreadlocks?

If we signed one top class CM I'd be more than happy. We'd potentially have a great spine to the team, with: Given Coloccini CM Owen We've got some good players at full back & on the wings and the likes of Guthrie & Barton who could raise their game in the coming season. I'm happy at the moment, we'll see how I feel come the end of August though

Milner looks best when he cuts in. Gutierrez is fucking fast.

Mike Ashley is a class act. Too stingy to pay for a number on his shirt though. More cost cutting.

Sexy football is going on. We're looking good & its a decent match. Still some work to be done but I'm feeling loads better about the season haha.

You think you've been let down!! Check your PMs

We're playing some nice stuff generally. A leader in the heart of defence will do us good. Is it a 4-3-3 we're playing?

Fuck me that was a good attempt.

Does anyone have a list of our subs for this one at all? Can't find anything.

I can't fucking wait to see him in the premiership ripping Stoke a new one.

I'd like to see us in for Valencia at Wigan. Surprised nobody else has made a move for him.

Looks a bit older than seventeen though!. Aye, first time I've seen the guy in the stands pic so I assumed it was going to be Ghetto Nile. Brilliant coincidence, like.

Haha he just looks like an ace footballer. Love the fact we happen to sign a youngster matching his description.

This thread just got a whole lot more interesting