Fatwax

And it wasn’t a name, but a weird email address thing.

No, you must never forget your history, no matter how traumatic.

Tbf Sonia’s gash isn’t that bad. You’re being harsh Just a shame that Sonia IS gash.

ITS HAPPENING OFFICE GIF PLEASE :frantic:

Go get some sleep. Nothing to see here.

We’ve been taken over by an Arab billionaire you say...

That Barton game was so, so bad. Vintage Allardyce.

Fucking hell every stream is knackered! Can't get anything going

Banner is fucking incredible!

I fucking hate the way that in the Chronicle they always start at least one of their weird one sentence paragraphs with the word ‘indeed’. Every single time and it’s rarely needed. So many things to hate about their writing but shy in particular annoys me. Fucking indeed. Fuck off.

Was just about to refer to this. Fucking abortion of a post.

HAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE COVENTRY

He was winded. Took a hit when he punched the ball away.

I'm a teacher in a Nottinghamshire school and I'm currently at Parent's Evening. Looked up at my next appointment and James Perch sits himself down. Turns out I teach his daughter in Year 7

Can someone please photoshop a picture of the bellringer fan from Pompey floating over a crying Lee Cattermole with the quote 'You'll do for me bonnie lad' Thanks xxx

Doesn’t give them the right to throw their shit all over the floor though.

Man United 2 Southampton 1 Lukaku

Outrageous amount of stoppage time given. Great result!

I will pm you I'd love a heads up on this, Reddit has banned my regular route in

Are these the Chinese knock-off toy versions of our players that you buy down the market?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">TEAM NEWS:<br><br>Here’s how Newcastle United line up for tonight’s <a href=" clash against <a href=" <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NUFC?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NUFC</a> <a href="https://t.co/w1un4A9tX7">pic.twitter.com/w1un4A9tX7</a></p>— Newcastle United FC (NUFC[/member]) <a href=" 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Aye I saw that. He did it in reply to Ayoze's celebration, whilst everyone else was laughing. Miserable humpty dumpty looking bastard.

..................on a shoestring budget Aye signed 3 players that cost over £20million and a near £100million net spend If Eddie Howe is on a shoestring budget what kind of budget is Rafa on.... http://i.imgur.com/5jAMpYFh.jpg

To be fair it was just the one person being called a nonce. Let’s not exaggerate.