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Couldn't be arsed to watch the inevitable play out last night, could have scripted it myself, went Christmas food shopping instead. I'll be giving this a wide berth too, can't stomach watching the wretched display we put up every match, it'll be a much better Christmas if I just check the result and laugh at Bruce. Literally the only thing that can save this club is a takeover at this point, sleepwalking our way to relegation again whilst being told we don't deserve to expect any more and Bruce is doing a great job. Fuck that noise.

They run

Another saunter in the park for the opposition, disjointed, aimless, clueless and useless from top to bottom. Bruce has sucked the life out of this squad.

Not sure I can be arsed to watch a live rearing with an exasperated cabbage heed waving his arms around on the touch line, not my idea of fun. Anyone know where I can get a stream for the gang bang?

Pardew was just an out and out twat and unashamedly so. Bruce likes to play the nice guy with sly digs and swipes, professing to be everything he's not. "Very, very good" get fucked, you useless sack of shite.

HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAAHAAAA! Fuck off!

If he has players to choose from, he'll choose the wrong players. Can't see us getting anything more than a lucky point here.

I have the games on in the background while i potter around and do other things, either at work or at home. I don't think I could stomach watching a full 90 minutes of Bruce ball. I've missed quite a few goals this season due to not watching it all. It's going to take this takeover to get me back into it, I hope the late 90s early 00s passion comes back, it may take me some time. I don't think I could ever truly let go, I say I will but it's NUFC, you can't get that out of your blood, but this is the least interest I've ever had.

Shelvey is always pretty good in possession, he does "look after the ball" well in Bruce-speak, his problem is he has absolutely no engine and is virtually useless when we haven't got the ball. It's like playing with 10 men. Luxury players need to be making far more impact in a game. He didn't provide one chance today despite being generally tidy and stylish on the ball. This was one of his better games I thought, but yeah he was pretty much gone after the first half. Rafa would have subbed him on the hour but of course that would be too tactical for wor Steve. He's just frustrating because he's the only one in the middle of the park with any vision and ability to move the play forward whilst everyone else turns backs to goal and sends it back to Darlow. But yeah, no engine and less than useless off the ball. He should have been subbed but options to replace him are probably even worse and definitely less creative.

Hayden is the last one in the firing line when you've got the likes of Shelvey blowing out his arse like a 60 year old on 40 a day after 10 minutes. CM needs a complete do-over and sack the rubbish but Hayden is undoubtedly the last to go.

I thought I'd give this place a wide berth for a while because people seemed to be getting genuinely, real-life upset, and it was never my intention to cause such distress and hurt. But I haven't posted on here in two weeks and people are still crying about me - that's not healthy guys. That Swedish lad can ban me again now but for the record: - anyone who ever thought I was actually Luke Edwards is deeply, deeply unwell. - no-one ever leaked anything from Mimms to me (if an admin can see PMs they'll be able to verify). Mimms got upset because he realised that someone else had access to his 'source' and he got suitably embarrassed (his source being a notorious ITK gobshite from the Football365 forum, who posts all of Mimms' info a couple of hours before Mimms appears in here). Goodbye and god bless. I love you all. Wo...IMTTS was actually right? Who would have thought eh..? You're still a cunt though, Luke. Don't really care if Mimms was getting information from another site tbh, I don't visit that site so for me posting on here was great. Is the takeover still a prospect? I think so personally, and if that turns out to be the case then Penn won't have been right at all. He can't prove categorically that the deal is off so as far as I'm concerned he can fuck off and take his snidey digs with him. Who cares where Mimms was getting his info? It was clearly not something anyone on here knew and was news to us and we were all greatful of the information, whether it was 1st or 2nd hand information is inconsequential. As for Penn, he's just antagonistically pessimistic, done for bites dressed up as "keeping it real". There's argument for staying grounded and taking information with a touch of scepticism but he just wants to destroy the final glimmer of hope we as fans grip on to in a club bereft of any. Just let people hold on to what they can and deal with the consequences when and if it falls through. We're all adults, we don't need a daily dose of patronisation

2013 and P45due breaks a 41 year hoodoo today by beating Manure at Old Trafford.

The only mistake was that of judgement and only reversed because of backlash, says all you need to know.

Basically the league 1 version of us then

Everyone is entitled to their opinions, entitled to hope for the best and imagine what it will be like once we're run like a real club with money to spend. People are also entitled to feel embittered by what's happened in the past and the negativity they feel due to how we've been treated in the past and resigned to more of the same. Can we just draw the line at expecting other people to accept your thought process as absolute truth? Maybe stop telling others how to think/feel, mocking and abusing others for having a differing opinion? By all means discuss, this is a discussion board after all, we don't all have to agree.

I mean, great response and all but you're forgetting one salient point, Tories only want money in the South of the country.

If you think I'm talking shite and I'm fundamentally wrong about the takeover, why do my posts even register with you? I'm just some random who's wrong on the internet in that case, and not worth getting yourself upset about. Penn man, you're so relentlessly negative that its almost impressive. You should put your account on the line IP ban if the takeover goes through. His only posts are about the takeover. If it goes thru I doubt we’d here much from him again anyway Just one more reason to lump all our hopes on the takeover going through.

All I got from that: (Conjecture), I do not know. (Conjecture), I don't know. (Conjecture), I do not know. (Conjecture), it's impossible to know... Thanks for that

Ah good, this is on Prime which means I can't watch it, Friday night saved!

This was Pardews modus operandi, get the excuses in early so he can excuse himself after the game, but all it does is eat away at the players confidence and it's not fooling the supporters about how inept you are. That's the best thing about having Rafa, his winning mentality, he went into every game instilling the belief we could win it, even the games we were up against it, he knew he could out-think other managers and it breeds confidence throughout the club.

Lazy twat

Agbonlahor asking if we want Shelvey going box to box or Hayden playing in pockets. Completely skirting around the fact that the only box to box Bruce understands is his row of Chinese takeaways and pockets to him are where he keeps his spare pasties for match day.

Just read about this, with their defender crisis I don't think they have much choice

McClaren had the worst results with one of the best teams, he was a passive beta male too. Pardew gave me levels of hatred I never knew I had, slimy, greaseball of a man but got some results from time to time so not the worst. Bruce is the luckiest bad manager we've ever had, hasn't a clue how to set up a team or prepare for games on a team by team basis. Carved has to be the pick of the bunch, was never a manager, should never have been manager and was absolutely hopeless despite declaring he was the best coach in the league. Ol punched lasagne face for me

This. Fair play all round. Miggy and Murphy were outstanding. Wilson continues to be a beautiful man. Defence were solid. Only criticism I have is those subs at the end, really gave Everton the momentum to go forward with no pace left on the pitch.