Mattoon

I've just put all my Mr Tumble DVD's in the attic until he gets his CRB sorted!

I said it before and I'll repeat it here, a draw is the best all round, can't stand to see that fuck face get 3 points but don't want Sunderland or hippo heed to get them either 1 a piece doesn't help either of them get out a rut.

This is the vibe I get too, how can you be happy with a charlatan and a fraud blaming all and sundry while he takes your team on massive losing streaks? I'm not so sure Parish will hold onto him for too long

Brilliant

He'll not go until at least half way through the season, he'll either start badly and go on a run that takes them into the top half or he'll start the season flying and everything will be forgotten until he goes on another rancid run of "bad luck". The man is fucking Teflon.

It doesn't work that way though, they just spoil the game and play the percentages so that they can scrape enough points to survive each season. It's not what football should be about and it's offensive to the eyes but it's in some way effective when it keeps you on the gravy train. When football stops being about money and staying in the league and starts being about the actual football things may change, I.e. never.

It's been a nice 2 weeks without us lot killing my mood, not looking forward to the crash landing to normality again.

Now where have I heard that one before?? There's still a large amount of delirium on there, sticking up for good old pards. It's not a crisis, they're still midtable and only 90 minutes from Wembley! You're crazy if you think 1 point out of a possible 30 is a crisis.

Obviously. On account of the inability of both teams to lose in that situation a draw would be acceptable.

If they repeat their last 10 games form... Over a quarter of a season without a win, shiiiit!

Nothing is impossible in the shit stakes with Pardew, he holds the record for shit records.

They're still split, a lot have seen through him now but there's still the ones saying "it's just a bad patch." and "bed wetters can just leave the forum." It won't be too long until they're mostly singing from the same hymn sheet.

2 shots on target 2 goals, good old pardew living on the knife edge. Not the total annihilation the cunt deserves but winless in what, 10 in the league now? Definitely turned into a looking down rather than up situation. They're certainly not safe yet, though they'll probably stay up by the skin of their teeth, I can't see them getting many more points this season. Next season is where it gets really interesting now should he keep his job, it'll only be sweeter if we stay up and can kick on next season.

But people still think we're waiting to win a cup!!! I think it's not so much people waiting for us to win something, more the fact we've got the resources to be so much more than we are. We know our potential, just ask Happy Face for a rundown sometime, it's that fat fuck Ashley that prevents any of it happening.

Surely her "defence" of him being honest doesn't hold any water when he's spent their entire relationship cheating on her with "multiple other women (girls?)". I've seen plenty of people stick to bad relationships and go back once cheated on because they "love" that person or want to try and make it work. I think it's unfair to immediately label her a gold digger just because you can't see the world through her eyes. It could very well be just about the money but it could just as easily be about failed human nature, I can't judge.

Majorly bipolar report, supporting him then admitting he was crap?!

Fucking telegraph, clueless fucktards: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/picturegalleries/12172166/Hated-by-their-own-10-good-football-managers-the-fans-couldnt-stand.html?image=2

Either way it's no excuse, ignorance is not a get out of jail free card, however as has been said they've done nothing wrong in the eyes of the law, if legally he wasn't allowed to play then that would have been stipulated in his bail conditions. As it stands Sunderland have made themselves morally bankrupt, is there a case to answer other than that? The FA need to decide if this is classed as bringing the game into disrepute. I get what's being said though, had Ashley done the same with one of our players then they'd get what was coming to them from the fans, I wouldn't be burying my head in the sand and blaming everyone else but those in charge.

Sunderland obviously, followed by Palace by association to Pardew but also the way in which they went on about us having taken Pardew away from us (eternally grateful for that), Liverpool, because scousers, Manchester United for their superiority complex and self entitlement, Aston Villa for 2009 (yeah I can hold a grudge) and Mike Ashley's Newcastle United because it's everything a football club shouldn't be.

Lee Ryder is just preparing to tweet that there's nothing in it any time now. "According to my club sources at the club who have told me, there's nothing concrete in the Johnson case about Johnson right now"

You got access to Johnson's search history?

Most pointless exercise in the world.

Evidence last week suggested he sent a picture of his "shaved groin area" to the girl, today he said he only ever shaves his chest on holiday so it isn't as sweaty and never his legs. But surely the picture can be traced to its origin?

You're so weird. Hold on a second....you've had 'a few' dances off her? Why did you keep getting dances off her? I've only just noticed that now. Maybe he likes the smelly snatches, maybe he's just short on cash?