Mattoon

Fuck this shit, thus game is bent as fuck

How the fuck is that NOT a penalty?!?

About fucking time

How's that fuzzy haired gimp not got a yellow yet? Bent as fuck!

I concur, Man U + TV = Maximum Effort, this is the kind of game that keeps the happy clappers quiet for a while. I don't see us losing this one.

At this point if him and Saivet come in and start in the centre together I'll take it over what we have in an instant. Even a slight improvement in the central midfield will have a massive knock on effect with the rest of the team.

Elliot has been saying a lot of the right things recently, pointedly explaining the benefits to league position based on sustained performance in the cup. There's no reason why a team can't use the confidence of cup wins into league performance, especially when battling with relegation. Could really use a win on Saturday.

Insane decision, not least he was actually half decent but more so the options we have in that position are substandard.

This is the one for me, when a player gets a yellow or a foul for removing someone's leg and beating them with the bloody end but it can't be contested retrospectively because the ref "saw" it happen is fucking obscene. So long as it's not too invasive and doesn't slow the game down then I'm all for anything that makes it more a level playing ground. Biased referees will have nowhere to hide.

"Injured" tomorrow and fit on Tuesday. No doubt. Gives us a better chance at winning the cup tie tbh so I'm all for it.

Looks like 47k of shares bought at an inflated price too?

Hamstring Injury

Both legs... and arms.... and back.

Sounds about right tbh, probably more to do with the fact that there was finally a ruling in favour of the victims and it wasn't brushed under the carpet again. So there's closure to the whole ordeal, I suppose the money helps and if you want to be cynical I'd imagine some were in it for that alone.

Do these people just read shit and watch TV and nod brainless, well if the media say it then it must be true? Although to a degree what Ashley has done on self preservation can be construed as productive, the way he's gone about it and the fact that the stringent rules he's put in place have removed any sense of competition it becomes a moot point. There is promise in there, just not in the way Ashley wants to do it, what is sport of it's not competitive? Ashley is bad for football however you look at it, but hey we didn't become the next Leeds or Portsmouth so he should stay forever. Plus he's started spending now #Wait

We'll probably end up with Patrick Starfish.

According to BBC News, this year will be the final year for the Hillsborough memorial. Tbf it's about time they let it go and moved on from it.

Exactly. But it's the same mugs that fall for the carrot and keep chasing after it in hope. Empty words and promises, plus we shouldn't "expect" we'll get vilified.

A labotomised, paraplegic Sloth has more athleticism than our current lot.

The teams doing shite at the moment I know what we should do, attack the one player that's played the least minutes, on twitter. Fuck me, even the supporters have been Pardewed now.

I'd like to believe McClaren, being part of the board, is fully aware of what's happening in the transfer window and doesn't need to be vocal about it to put pressure on the rest of the board. I realise he has a gagging order on him from Ashley to prevent certain prices going up, however McClaren also has a duty to the paying fans to convey a message of understanding and realisation of where we're at and what we need to do to survive and thus keeping quiet just brings back memories of previous windows and the mistrust that goes with it. I hope he knows what he's doing and I hope it's all in hand, I'm not quite ready to call him a coward but it's getting close now. IF we bring no one of worth or need in this January and IF he doesn't leave in protest then yes he's a massive coward. #Wait AGAIN ffs!

It's one of those games where you expect a dry arse fucking and they go and surprise you and bring the lube. A promising, consistent, battling defeat 3-1. 2-0 in the first half and then a "magnificent" second half display of a goal a piece.

Happy New Year fuckers! It's been a shitty year to be a Newcastle United supporter but we've got through it together, if it wasn't for the N-O family I think I'd have fallen out of love with it all together. Here's to a better 2016

We could literally be bottom with one game to go and be within a 10 goal margin and 3 points to safety and he'd be telling us it was all to play for ffs

They've played about 5 games between them They literally couldn't be any worse tho Crazy idea, why would you use two natural left sided players on the left side?? Insane! Aye it might turn out horse shit but when you're staring down the barrel anything is worth a try, they aren't world beaters but adding a bit of width and choice to our attack making us less predictable must be worth a try at least.