Mattoon

Oh wow are we still falling for the Pardew propeganda? He's been well and truly Pardewed, he tells his lies so much it becomes the truth, like Teasy said, you show me the % losses of posession and misplaced passes from Ben Arfa and then marry that up with Gouf and Sissoko. He's no more of a liability than any other player on that pitch, he has his Pardew rep and everyone falls for the bullshit, no one notices anyone else lose the ball because that's football and players occasionally lose posession, even the best players in the world. It's just when someone continually berates one player for it they're being watched like a hawk and every error is scrutinised heavily and to a higher degree because you're looking for it. Sick of this shit about Ben Arfa, just more Pardew bullshit alienating our best player and only flair left in the squad. Those that believe this shit, I hope you enjoy next seasons team of "hard working" cloggers.

I just saw that in the mag, can't believe they're still having a go at Ashley for it all and Pardew gets a free ride, shit excuses aside?! Felt I had to comment on the shite.

I'm not even excited at the prospect of doing the double over them for the first time in 80-odd years, it's just moot due to the fact we're about to get demolished. Anything less than a 5 goal margin is a moral victory "What wiv all der smog we wazzunt enuff of a fret. We shud av kicked it more better, tackled morer, runned faster an jumped higher"

"We was energyless cuz of the Sahara dust"

Made it to Newsnow so should get a decent amount of readership, every little helps! It does feel like its snowballing now though and from a few different corners.

http://espnfc.com/blog/_/name/newcastleunited/id/1902?cc=5739 Sorry about the size of the article but felt it should be shared!

Undeniable evidence he's a WUM, he only ever comes in here when we're at our lowest ebbs to defend the silver clout. Not worth the effort to "debate" with.

I don't give a shit who comes in at this point, I cannot fathom anyone doing much worse with the tools he'll have at his disposal! Freddy Shephard made some notoriously dodgy managerial appointments, hell he only got it right twice but I never heard a better the devil you know statement when Gullit was here or Dogleash. I'd rather take a dip into the unknown than risk another season of what we KNOW will be shite football, humiliating on AND off field antics spattered with the odd ground out victory. I want something to be excited about again, even if it is short lived and we embark on the next crusade to have the manager shifted, anything is better than this numb ambivalence!

Self-aware, much? too much irony in that post!

"We never did enuff fret"

What does that even mean??

"We lost cuz we was confused that the poll was still open on Newcastle-Online and Science was a fret"

Can we not just put Pardew on the banner and cut the rope at 30,000 feet?

Beautiful goal!!

I like how the poll resembles the giant cock manyoo will fuck us with on Saturday!

Which 5 posters on here or regular crack smokers/mackems/really shit April foolers?

Another unwanted stat. He is certainly good at collecting s*** records. Is there a list anywhere of negative records he has broken with us? Something that needs to be shared I reckon.

Here's hoping it's the beginning of the end.

Soundbites = fact evidently

Ashley probably doesn't give a shit how we play, no, but he can't be happy with us dropping down the table and losing money? He can't be happy that he's spending x amount on players with the intention to make a profit only to see them devalued by this clueless nugget. There are plenty of ways in which Pardew is currently costing him cold hard cash, season ticket renewals (allbeit not as consequential) look to be hurting his pocket too. Where does the line end and what does it take to cross it?

Can't imagine Ashley could be satisfied with what he's seeing right now? He doesn't like to spend money and with this clown at the helm what he is spending is being pissed up against the wall! Good players are turning into gash, played out of position and having the skill coached out of them in favour of graft. If there is a modicum of truth in the Ashley wants to see attacking football quotes from Pardew then he must have some interest in what goes on on the pitch and he sure as hell can't be happy with what he's seeing. Ashley is a cunt of the highest order but he's no mug and Pardew's soundbites of front foot football won't be fooling him. Maybe I'm clutching at straws, but we all know that even though Ashley has no ambition for the club but even as an advertising vehicle there needs to be a modicum of success. Unless we see an upturn in results I think he may be gone at season end, gut feeling and as bad as it sounds because I feel dirty for wanting us to lose, my main fear is that Remy will supply him with a lifeline again. Again pure conjecture, maybe wishful thinking, but with his reappearance at games I don't think all is well at camp Pardew. Finish bottom half after the season of turmoil he's given us and it could be the last straw. It makes financial sense, even in terms of league placing, could a better manager get us to top 7 or 8? Those extra payments for placing would eradicate Pardews wages for a year.

That ESPN video is unreal, perfect bio of Pardew right there yet so many lap up his bullshit excuses! As for the Chron and blaming HBA for yesterday (he went off at 1-0 down ffs!) they can go fuck themselves as well bunch of fucktards! If Ashley has any modicum of self respect he'd hurl the shitehawk out of the club as soon as the final whistle blows, last match, fuck off!

Nobody has failed to score as many times as us, nobody has lost more games than us and only two teams have conceded more goals. Those teams are currently in the relegation zone. That's fucking embarrassing!

I have noticed some absolute p*ss poor stuff from our fans tbh. At the Everton game, a load by me were going mad because Hatem didn't win a tackle. I was literally just shouting "he's a f***ing attacking player not a full back". Depressing man Aye, against Everton it was the Mbiwa hatred, as if it was an experienced accomplished RB making these rookie fullback mistakes. Fair enough having a bad game but no need to hurl the abuse full on from the stands. That's cuz all our players are shocking and to be blamed for everything and Pardew is the second coming and should be lauded!