Mattoon

I knew I wasn't going mad. So how can Pardew claim everything is rosy when he hasn't spoken to Ashley?? From the donkey's own mouth.

Am I holucinating or did I read he'd been having a chat recently with the club captain?

True story he's not spoken to the King in 3 weeks? Yet he's been out with Colo? Sounds ominous if you're Pardew.

The only "little runs" we've had are small pockets of wins that have kept us afloat, the embarrassing, white flag waving capitulations are the norm. Shitstain of a man. Just F.....U....C....K OFF you waste of skin.

disagree, from ashleys pov he's completed the "perfect" season, top 10 (barring some kind of freakish results for palace) with very minimum levels of cash spent (2 loan fees) and the best player flogged for a nice profit mid season. Why would he get rid of him right now? What incentive is there for Ashley as someone who really doesn't give 2 s***s for the club beyond the bottom line to fork out a large enough payoff to pardew and try and get a new guy who will match the same criteria as Pardew already does? To stay a premier league club. This and just looking at some of the players reactions today there's clearly a divide in opinion on Pardew in the dressing room, clearly unrest. I imagine there'll be a fair few players knocking on Ashley's door by the end of the season with a him or me ultimatum, doesn't bode well for the coffers if you're replacing half a team like!

It's simply him or Pardew, depends who the fat guy sides with. I'd 100% go for losing Pardew over signing a £10m player, that's the choice if news reports are anything to go by.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem. He's just another chest-beating substandard England rejected Pardew type player. Had potential, never realised it, shouldn't be here.

He still thinks the media have whipped all of this up. Deluded c***. TBF it's because we're outside of that middle class Southampton educated area and we're easily swayed by the left wing whipping frenzy. Poor old Pards.

His ego has well and truly burst. He's that far departed from reality that he probably thinks it's a small section of supporters, rather than the actual millions that follow the club. He also probably thinks that the 3-0 win will change our minds and that if the supporters that left had have stayed then it would've turned in his favour. Or, he's right, we're wrong and we're all a bunch of ungrateful cunts for doubting King Pardiola.

We can't afford decent bedsheets like say Southampton, sovereign bedding!

We're gonna look absolute dicks if there's not a walkout now after all the coverage!

We'll be 1-0 down by the 60th I reckon, just hope it's enough to drive the masses out as we'll huff and puff and end the game 2-0 on the counter.

"Hatem, why are you tracking back much??? Get forward!!"

There's only room for one King in the Toon, King Kevin, Pardew's not even a street hooker.

He is unreal like "oh they're criticising me for losing, how dare they! I'll be the bigger man and rise above it.". It's ok though folks, he's got a little bit of that winning mentality and he'll just dig deep to find the process to win. But if we don't it's because they have more to play for getting out of relegation. They had that je ne se qua about them, that little bit more desire, we can't expect to compete with that. The most important thing though is that Alan lies through his back teeth.

Not prepared to quit apparently:

Oh ye of little faith! Have faith in Pardball, that's what got us here and that's what's gonna get us through this, 0-2

What's so funny? It's not Pardews fault who he puts in the starting 11, where he plays them and what tactics are used, it's those lazy forriners.

The media gave up shaping public opinion ages ago, now they just report what people already agree with. If they're turning against Pardew it's because they believe that the majority of their readers already share that opinion. Which is nice. We just need the nationals to get off the fence now and stop printing tired old clichés. Sick of the hands tied, rightful place in the table bollocks.

Why would you keep trying to score after 1-0? 3-0 and still going?? They'll end up doing a Portsmouth or Leeds, crazy bastards!

Comfortable win for the sheep shaggers please, pile on the pressure, get this shit stain out my club.

Great game so far, Real have been ruthless, thoroughly deserve this score line but I shudder to think of the second half theatrics and time wasting we're gonna have to endure now.

Close Podolski

This is more like it!

We got Eminem on the bench?