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Heitinga rumoured in the Mirror

Cabella story is in the Chronicle today. Newcastle United have opened up the January transfer window by contacting Montpellier about the availability of Remy Cabella. The 23-year-old winger has also been linked with Manchester United this season but the Magpies are also in the running. Montpellier president Louis Nicollin did slap a £14million price on the player but the Ligue 1 side are open for negotiations. Sports Journalism at it's finest.

Berbatov to Arsenal is being heavily rumoured.

John Motson.

Wouldn't even be a free kick in Sunday league.

My grandad lived a few doors from Jackie Milburn in Ashington and used to knock about with him although Jackie was 8 years older than him, Jackie had the first recordable record player in Ashington and my grandad who used to sing a bit in the clubs was the first to use it.

Seconded, not so much the overpriced bit but I have found it to be pretty shit.

Win at Everton still bottom

Totally forgot about the 365 offer until this morning when I found £3.50 in my account, I'd put that on after 10 minutes of the game on Mertesacker to score anytime. Great bet that.

Thought the £50 in play bet only came into effect once your initial bet was lost?

Those are his best playersd. They are arguably their only assets with any real value, if Poyet wants to bring his own players in they do seem the most likely to leave.

Won me £20. Well done Mehdi.

Too many capital letters to be true.

Hope he hasn't got the shits.

Dat beard.

Indeed.

He can't let Brown go on the lash over Christmas by himself.

Can you put the free £5 sky bet on multiples or just a single? It's the free bet you get for placing a £5 accumulator each week.

He must be like Scrooge McDuck if he can forget he's won £1000 on a bet.

That's not Bryan Robson is it?

Redknapp non?

We had a lad who bought a proper one of those for about £50 and turned up with it to our Sunday league game, within the first ten minutes it had been launched into a thorn bush and popped.

All newbies should be made to attempt a throw-in before playing, those committing a foul throw can play seek the ball.

PSG-1, Juve-1 and BTTS Sheff Wed/Wigan.

Getting on Spurs -1, West Ham with a back four of O'Brien, Collins, McCartney and Rat.