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Bloody hell. Always so slow to change.

Fucking hate this lot

Get in Villa (you cunts)

I have no idea why Eddie is still starting Krafth. It's criminal.

Quelle surprise

He's been less shit than we would otherwise have expected. That doesn't make him decent or good. He's an accident waiting to happen.

He's hasn't, like.

If Manquillo is fit, he shouldn't be starting.

Fucking Krafth. For fucks sake.

Another useless cunt that ought to be shown the door. 'Loan manager', ffs.

Score draw

Interesting that (arguably) the world's best players are largely over the age of 32/33. I know sports science has a lot to do with it, but I can't remember so many class players still performing at such an elite level at the same time and for so many years.

Benzema just gets better and better. Insane goalscoring record and jist turned 34.

Also nice to know that in all likelihood we won't spend an entire transfer window fucking about wondering whether or not this will actually happen only to be told, once it goes through on deadline day, we should be grateful for the investment.

I fucking hate that cunt (Sutton). An absolute fucking con merchant and part of the BBC gravy train. It's criminal he makes a living off the license fee payer.

Apt, given they both stink of booze and piss.

I know he's been injured, but DCL has never looked like a top level striker to me. Would do a job under a decent coach, but otherwise he's totally ordinary.

You mean a coaching team of Wank, Ashley Cole and Jody Morris isn't getting results?

Genuinely, the only points I could see them potentially picking up in the remaining fixtures is against Watford, Brentford and potentially us.

Brilliant

This is great. Fuck you Wank Lampard.

Will Spurs finally do us a favour tonight?

If we were able to coup anywhere near 25 million for that lot I'd delighted. Ritchie and Lascelles should follow them out the door.

Certainly beats listening to Big Steve trip over his own tongue after a match.

He's a small time, shit, ex-pro with the brain the size of a walnut. He fits right in at Sky Sports. A cheeky smile and generally being #lad somehow qualifies him as being an insightful pundit.