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Watch us fuck this up now.

Does he look like he's just dropped his guts every time the ball goes towards him? If not, I'm not interested.

Aye, pathetic. His accent is getting even more scenty bottley anarl.

"Who cares about the Carrabew Cup anyway? Weyel go to Wembo this seysen anyway."

We're so fucked.

Love watching West Ham continually tear themselves apart like. It'd be utterly fucking hilarious if it wasn't for the fact we always find a way to out-do them.

Seen the cost of train tickets?!

A move his brother Noel could've only dreamed of.

2020 continues to reach new peaks.

The club's communication to supporters just stinks in general. - It took them ages to say what they were doing with regards to refunds - While I wouldn't expect them to comment during a NDA, there's been nowt but that feeble statement from Charnley saying Ashley's still committed to a sale - It took a Slovakian keeper coach to shed light on what's happened to Dubravka and they've still not confirmed Joelinton's in quarantine - A pre-season friendly against Burra in which we were gubbed was weirdly referred to as a "training match" with no in-game updates Then you can add in shite like the social media team RTing Fernandez's tweet about having a word with Messi when the policy is clearly recruit for next to nowt. Proper defensive stuff. Is Lee Marshall still involved? The fella who used to bite constantly on Twitter?

Cannat help but think Rodriguez is just going to be another one to add to Everton's list of shit recruitment.

Didn't realise the club hadn't been issuing in-game updates like. It does seem odd.

Darlow expertly guiding the ball into his own net there.

We're absolutely getting relegated this season like.

Bookies need to start offering a market on what minute he'll have the physio on.

From the gallery on the website

Scoring goals is overrated anyway.

"There" ffs. https://twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/1299702973019443201?s=20

If I had a pound for every person that fella is following on Twitter...

The club have retweeted that Fernandez/Messi tweet ffs.

Southgate getting rid of the crim.

Absolutely hilarious tbh.

New football league font is radge.