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How the fuck did Neymar miss that?!

It's f***ing terrible. Now the channel's f***ed the African ITV. The clock isn't even on the screen properly and is fuzzy as hell.

Presumably Giggs. http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/08/media-banned-from-nufc-press-conference-due-to-asking-why-media-are-banned/

It's fucking terrible.

Sign another centre half, man.

Just flicked the channel on. Something that looks to be Hispanic hilariously dubbed in English.

Odd spelling of Echo.

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Thoroughly expect him to end up at West Ham. One of the porn barons was on SSN the other day saying they will be looking for another striker now Valencia is crocked.

We look good in training. Thought that bloke was going to say we were going to win the league at one stage He isn't well like.

Clearly went along today with his cunt kid, both clad head-to-toe in Wonga.

Recruitment has been "superb" according to this fan. Get in the fucking sea.

Basically we're not signing anyone else.

We know who we've already got, man. Unsurprising, really. He's hardly going to bleat that we need more only to be made to look like a tit when we don't sign anyone.

Eh? He's not on.

Love callers who don't actually ask a fucking question.

First caller is a lifelong fan with a proper broad mackem accent.

Should be given his own three-hour slot to talk about Igor Stimac.

Sounds like it's just Simon Pryde. Not surprised given it'll interfere with Lowes' evening feast.

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Cech; Coleman; Terry; Smalling; Fabregas, Alexis, Tadic, Henderson; Ayoze, Berahino, Benteke Darlow, Shawcross, Cabaye, Janmaat on the bench. Picked a team that had Memphis and Kane in instead of Alexis and Berahino in about two minutes but changed it this morning. Will probably give it some proper thought on Friday.

Bawnmuf also signing Tomlin from the Burra by the looks of it.

FFS man he does nowt other than chase the ball like an excitable puppy.

I'd hazard a guess Lee Ryder is wearing a bib, too.

Jim White has just given Mourinho a yellow tie and told him to wear it on deadline day. SSN really is just full of tedious bullshit.