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The best thing since sli...

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Jon Walters.

:lol: A flag with "bloody eejits" written on it.

Mackem mate reckons they're paying a £2m loan fee for Carl Jenkinson.

Why do they want someone who's been dead 17 years?

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Hope the cunt tries to crowdsurf and gets dropped on his head.

Pretty much applied for anything and everything - more than two grand's worth. Will probably sift through what I actually picked and delete some before the deadline passes. Would be better if you were successful, you were then invited to buy the tickets rather than the transaction going through regardless. That was how it worked for the 2012 Olympics IIRC.

:lol: Preferred media partner peddling this latest 'development'.

And there was me thinking Steve Parish changed his name to Mike...

This all smacks of the usual derisory offer followed by "moving goalposts" shit we've become accustomed to, led by Keith Bishop. We'll get Austin if we're lucky.

Is this our third kit? Wonga aside, I like it if so.

And presumably off the parody Twitter account, because he's not on there.

When does the application window close?

If there even is one small positive to be taken it's that McClaren won't stand on the touchline and call the person in the opposite dugout, who has achieved a lot more than him, a cunt, like. My blood's beginning to boil a little thinking back to what an utter twat Pardew was.

Was working late and had it on driving home. Heard Jason Cundy saying that we should all be happy to accept 12th place next season given the last three months. Prick.

Read earlier that West Ham are already speaking to him.

Decided I'm going to write to that cock Michael Gove and ask if it can be made legal to punch anyone caught writing 'McLaren' repeatedly in the face.

Might add his name to my ever-growing list of things that can fuck off.

Yep. Speaking to the club's media partners as well. They're all happy friends.

Nah, that'll be the case of his backroom staff.

Really? Well, you won't find any more distrustful than me, but the cup ambition is easy to fake/lie about. In the short term, money is the easiest way to prove them as liars/reformed. Not a chance in hell they'd mention money available.

He's a member of the board, too. Along with Carr and Moncur.

Really?