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Love it!...

Easily the most stingy and least ambitious owner any PL club could ask for.

What team? There's no such team. No need for that. We don't buy. Our buying strategy is comparable to those "hippie" people that searches through the garbage from supermarkets looking for expired food that's still possible to eat...

This thread ...

Funny to read there's been a "yellow ticker" on SSN saying there's exciting news to come from Newcastle, and the next thing you get is "Ashley may alllow up to four new signings". Just goes to show what has become of this club under this regime

You fucking mackem bastard

All I want this window is for Ashley to show ambition and sign some players or, the best of the best, sell the club to someone else Neither will ever happen... cunt

...So... just enough time to try engine his move back to Argentina then. Transfer-Window-Injury.

Turboshit. As expected from the first kick.

Definately. It's all over the Norwegian Press now.

Rather see us give some gametime to the likes of Campbell than Shola Ameobi.

According to the commentator at Norwegian TV2 Sport Premium (during the match) Shola Ameobi has scored an amazing 1 goal from 44 matches.

Ameobi .... 1 goal in the last 44 matches.... according to the commentator.

five fingers up there!

I'm sorry to kill off your optimism, but have you forgotten that there's something called a transfer window in January?

Hughton gone tonight?

Really surprised by the result. Feeling indifferent.

How come i've never seen this quote before, f***ing hell man Don't know if your respons is serious or sarcatic, so here is the full interview: http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8971034/alan-pardew-says-newcastle-owner-mike-ashley-sometimes-doesnt-understand-how-football-works

"He loves football but he sometimes can't understand how it works and it confuses and upsets him, and when he is upset he does things that aren't brilliant for the football club." - Alan Pardew about Mike Ashley I do hope he realises that he is only making matters worse for himself. Where's the local media in this...? Where's the national media in this...? Where's the fans protesting and chanting against him...? Where's the fans giving him the stick and making his life even more miserable...?

I'm not going to be the one bumping the relegation thread to write this. But this Newcastle side will struggle due to the inconsistency.

Mike, Mike, Mike ... what are you thinking? Oh, wait. You're not.

Newcastle actually makes Sunderland look good.

What a pathetic little liar Pardew is. I almost feel sorry for him. #clueless

Trolling the forum, nice.... Nothing better to waste your time on tonight?