mattypnufc

The blokes a dick. However when multiple sources, including a SSN fella, agent tend to say something, something must be happening.

SkySportsEd on twitter - big nufc transfer news on the way...

On another note, my Spain shirt came today, Birthday gift from the 'rents over in Valencia. Get up sausage. Wearing this for 5 a side on Monday.

http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/videos/62220/bbc-presenter-drops-eric-cnt-cantona-bomb-on-air-video.html lol

www.whoateallthepies.tv Much like the spoiler, but updated more regularly.

Couldn't give a fuck. Both are fucking shithouses.

don't be silly Think of who owns the club. 25m + would easily make the FCB's mouth drool.

Hate to say it, but if the quoted 11m for Pavlyuchenko is in Harry's coffers + 6m owed from Bent...it could easily be bye bye Andy Carroll .

Pav gone to Sunderland by the sounds of it?

Must be another right winger in on the cards then surely?

He's fast, he's small, he's got no final ball, Wayne Routledge...Wayne Routledge. bout sums him up tbh.

Cracking news. Only short term to see how they work together but he was Bobby's trusted right hand man so can't get much better plaudits than that. Also had a fight with Bell'end'amy, which has to count for something.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf7jyey7o61qz7guco1_500.jpg

The money wouldnt be re-invested though. It would be pissed up the wall in Aspers by our fat cunt owner. Can't sell a 21 year old international and for him not to be replaced, which unfortunately would be the case. Anyhow, why the fuck hasn't anyone had a word with Redknapp and told him to stop doing this with players. Oh I know...the FA lick his arse.

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I have a bigger version, but as I'm at work I can't rehost it anywhere. It's still not wallpaper resolution though, sorry lads.

Shameless bit of self shoppery pimpage.. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf0bhuIvep1qz7flt.png Thats what an hour of fuck all to do at work does for you.

Think you might be right this time mate. Sadly, so do I. I'll stop doing it if I'm ever right though.

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Have to laugh at Henry Winter last night claiming that 'Mr Consistency' Schwienstiger should have won it. As if being consistent has anything to do with winning this. It hardly outshines the likes of Messi/Xavi/Iniesta/CRonaldo for brilliance does it. Fuckwit.

She is pretty hot tbh. Pardew needs a nice double jumping high five for that if it was true.

Everyone wants us to lose this one. I hope we fucking do these cunts. Lose 2-1

think i've just spaffed. either that or it's shit.

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That Colin Warris twat on fifa again talking bollocks about a big offer coming in for AC9. Wish you could ban cunts like him.