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Sepp Blatter's Stepp Brudder

Bafe: I told you to stop calling me. NUFC: I know, but I still have feelings for you and I'm not going to let you go that easy because I know WE are worth it and can still make it work.

Simultaneously and

Lampard there, sticking out like a middle-aged bloke with a paunch trying to dance along to My Chemical Romance at Leeds Festival.

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Imagine your primary suitors being Fat Sam and Pardew.

Welcome to two or more years ago.

beIN

lanky piece of lettuce

I keep seeing grafter attached to his name. Joy.

Actually. The Canadian is also played when there's an equipe canadienne, no? Phft. Canada's not America.

Anthem. We only have just the one. And no, of course it's not necessary. But AMERICA.

Our transfer windows always remind me of J. Wellington Wimpy saying he'd gladly pay Tuesday for a hamburger today.

I'm shocked. Simply shocked.

Has anybody seen the line? Do where know where this is in relationship to it?

I'll sort of miss him lumbering around the pitch like a newborn foal.

You don't know that Klinsmann isn't preparing to take out Brad Davis's knee, just so he can make an emergency LD call-up. Against all odds. There's no hero to this story anymore, no one to write "The Miracle on Grass" about after smashing in a goal in extra time against Germany sending Portugal out against all odds. http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2940945/donovanshades.gif

Can't stop thinking about Rosie Perez.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltimore_Bohemians U.S. 4th division They used to have a club called Crystal Palace Baltimore: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crystal_Palace_Baltimore "Baltimore Bohemians were founded in 2011. The club is owned by Louis Angelos, son of Peter Angelos." http://i.imgur.com/0TiTrh2.jpg Yeah, but their kit is awesome. http://i.imgur.com/hs1v9Af.jpg It's got the Natty Boh man on it for God's sake! Speaking of which, I should change my avatar back.

Let's pick a poster who does 5-a-side, strap a GoPro to him, and live webcast it.

Howay man just need to think about who's gonna play everyone in the inevitable film. Dibs on Danny DeVito. Robert Downey, Jr. to win best supporting actor for his portrayal of me. Junky Jr or Iron Man Jr? Slightly bloated transitional Jr.

Howay man just need to think about who's gonna play everyone in the inevitable film. Dibs on Danny DeVito. Robert Downey, Jr. to win best supporting actor for his portrayal of me.

Boooooooo!