B-more Mag

Ergys Kaçe is not amused. http://i.imgur.com/3BPzoUX.jpg

Puts a photo of his own house on his blog. "The Harrison Home" http://i.imgur.com/dXSqvEC.jpg

Whatever happened to Diego Swarfega?

I get this feeling the Charnley just stares at a bank of blank monitors all day. Doesn't know how to turn them on, and I'll be fucked if NUFC has a competent IT department.

That sounds

Was afraid it was going into some seriously dodgy territory when I got to "The Mexicans".

£8m unreasonable? For a 1 in 3/4 striker? I know he's young and could turn out good I guess but that seems a reasonable offer this time. They left out the crucial bit where we offered a blowie from Charnley in a sandy blonde wig, intense ruby lipstick, and fishnet thigh highs.

Should just read "NUFC reluctant to pay anything. Ever."

are you just hearing about Ray Hudson now? Just switched it on so no idea who it was Edit: Spent most of his life in America, makes sense now You're not getting away with that. He's Geordie through and through. He's someone who shouldn't be allowed outside or near children either way. And that's something we can all agree on.

are you just hearing about Ray Hudson now? Just switched it on so no idea who it was Edit: Spent most of his life in America, makes sense now You're not getting away with that. He's Geordie through and through.

Fantastic result.

Come on Chile

Not a good day for big H.

Is that the Jordan jumpman logo tattooed on Vargas's neck?

£300,000? I don't know. That's like the profit from an hour of sweatshop time. Not sure that's reasonable.

True. Though Sissoko had 5 and a half seasons in Ligue 1 before showing he could be decent in the PL, as opposed to two and a half years in Ligue 1 out of Uruguay. Anyway, I know next to nothing about him and he's ultimately worth whatever people are willing to pay. Which in our case will be a Kangol with a manufacturing defect.

A tad bit.

Bordeaux bought him for like €2.2m in January '13. No way he's going for €15m.

I wouldn't fuck with Diabetes.

Involves amount exceeding £8. Auto-dismiss.

Darlow looks like the son of Fistpumps. Cpl. Fistpumps, if you will.

How long have you followed Newcastle? We've had horrendously bad transfer windows every year for at least the last 10 years. What about the glorious summer when we signed Le Sib?! Don't forget the returns of Olivier Bernard and Pavel Srníček!

I heard he makes shoes.

I haven't gotten one yet. It probably just takes him a long time to write them out one-by-one.

Strange that he refers to himself in the third person.