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good thing, isnt he a fairly good coach as well? nice at least to add up, as our coaching staff have been a bit thin this year

http://www.redzcustomairbrush.com/Images/PANELS/airbrush-it-clown.jpg have this guy in theyr closet if they loose a match

If our lot had to sign performance related contracts 2-3 of them wouldn't have been paid in 2 years. we would make a profit on owens injury from the FIFA then!!

now im really starting to get scared...

scholes as well

a shaola with ability

created ten years of havoc at liverpool... probably created 10 years for us as well... anyone but souness

keegan`s left???

you havent really been watching ameobi the last 5 years have you?

the cool head that gave away 6 penaltys so far this campaign? christ, even smith wont give away so many! though he will get 1 red card more than butt.. oh no...

butt slapped 4 sure...

and Owen and Nzogbia where your best examples? Mr. I dont want to sign the bloody contract because im "considering" my options! (bastard) or Mr. I have been here to long, please send me to Wolverhampton so i can develop as a player? Nzogbia who have been whining for several years... Owen who should have signed that bloody contract ages ago? (with a wagecut!) i dont think any model pro football player would call their manager a fizzy pop player, however that would be quite funny.... but as Ketsebaia nicely put it...

well, i would take anything at the moment... Allerdyce got us playing defensively sound football (really boring but not great in any way) Keegan got us playing some sort of attacking football (a little exciting but not great in any way) Mr got us playing backgammon... so yes, i would take him and yes, we probably we wouldnt get any high profile proven ones anyway (high profile yes, proven... no), so young hungry, known for aggressive football... sounds like a deal for me! (im getting desperate)

Given - Superb, Hope he stays but wont blame him if he leaves. Harper - Best English keeper. will take charge if Given goes Krul - Can be on the bench Forster - Can be on the bench Beye - Solid. but is starting to become injury prone? Bassong - Been a great buy, only had about one error since he started playing Taylor - wish he took charge at RB now beye is gone, he have had a couple of good games there... Coloccini - Good enough for the league, can be a great player for us Enrique - Good both ways, but as said, makes to many silly errors. Edgar - dont think he will ever be ready for EPL, but better with him than cacapa Cacapa - past it, shown that in the last matches he came in, however looks like a good profile to have at the club (but not a keeper, no) Duff - proven fuck all with a decent, good and crap manager... not worth having here N'Zogbia - want to leave? FUCK OFF THEN! Guthrie - already a great player for us, if he is complemented with a good midfielder... Butt - Too old, slow, dumb etc etc etc etc Gutierrez - Its a shame, in any of the top 5 teams, he would be a monster, here i is a battling winger (much like milner isnt he?) Barton - good fotball player that we need, who cares about the rest? Geremi - done, finished, over the top... impact player for the rest of the season.. then get rid Smith - good that he is back, he might acually be useful! who knows! maybe hes foot where broken back, so now he can score goals again??? Viduka - Finished... ill leave it at that Martins - if we loose martins.. in any way.. we are royally fucked Owen - good if he stays, good if he goes... i wouldnt mind another striker... any striker actually (oh well. not ameobi, hes just frustrating) acually i wont be so unhappy if he leaves. becouse then we have to change our playing style.. wich can only be for the better... Carroll - Potential to be something.. he gets his headers on target as well. plays with his heart.. been missing that for some while Ameobi - confidence player.. plays with his heart left in the locker room... 3 years? FUCK OFF Xisco - could step up? who knows, havent played! hope his injury is over now (who am i kidding? we are nufc!) Kinnear - be afraid.. be very afraid...

barton is have the day of his life!

i might actually fly in from Norway for this one

if your hamstring where snapped off, you would be dead now

i would still like to see us go for skjelbreid

ill be looking for streams of this match

Fun thing is I got an interview with this lad for my local newspaper on Friday, gonna ask him a canny few Newcastle related questions to see if there was/is any truth in it or not, or if Mr. Ryder has made it up. played against him two years ago...

I think he'll be wanting a long-term deal, if possible. A 2 year deal takes him to 31 when he's free to sign for another club and he won't get 100k/week from anyone at that age and for any length of time. Sign a 4 year deal now and he's done with the club at 33 after collecting 100k/week for 8 years. Pretty sweet deal if money's a priority for him. There's still a good chance that he'll stay. I think he knows that no other club are as desperate (?) as we are and none are also willing to accommodate him to the extent that we are (the chopper, for example). He's captain here. He's wanted, needed even. He's guaranteed a first-team place, lots of money and the club has potential if we can sort out this mess. Villa play a different style, Everton can't pay his wages, Spurs play one up front and have got two expensive strikers and City seem to have set their sights on a different tier of talent. I just don't know where else he'd go because the top 4 are even less likely to sign him. He's smart so he'll consider what other clubs have to offer and I expect that he won't sign a contract with anyone soon. We at Everton offer an alternate resource to money - pies. viduka would be perfect for you then

so thats how owen rapes goalkeepers

in norway we call that a potato player

what? what rumors? he wanks his dog?