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Fucking love Tenerife. Going back in a few months and I only last visited in Feb. Love Newcastle as well, like.

Mate, quick, grab yer socks!

Rather have Jamie Noble.

What the frig is that?

Set penis experts.

This bloke has got to be a due a face turn soon like.

Missing his own stag do. What a fucking shame. http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140520/ireland-ells-stag-do-hell_2281670_3844871

After being totally stripped of all hope by football over the last few years, I've barely bothered checking shit out for the World Cup this year. Are pubs staying open later for this shit, or what?

Andrew Purdy sucks off dogs for pogs.

Just laughed out loud on the phone at work

I know that bloke. It's Jimmy Flagstone, he's from Kenton and used to syphon petrol from cars around Cowgate in the 80's.

Awful cunt.

It's a sink with a cup next to it. We all share the cup.

Ayoze Perez seems to be the name being banded about around the water cooler at work like. Literally.

Quick, time to nick their best players and put them in the reserves! To be fair, Luque and Xisco were shite.

What's said? Can't get twitter at work.

This has all come as a bit of shock to me. :'(

I'm in.

Cunts. All cunts. Get out of my club.

Anyone else seen that bit on BBC Sportsday? Someone posted a few quotes on Facebook about his meeting with Ashley and he seems like he's shitting himself.

FAT CUNT.

Belter.

FYP.