bobbydazzla

There's loads of reasons why people gave up ST's and also plenty reasons why people chose not to buy their first ST under Ashley's regime. It's just not practical or fair to try and give former ST holders 1st dibs. And I say that as a former ST holder who gave up cos of Ashley. Put some ST's on general sale this summer but also ensure we still have plenty tickets available on a game by game basis. Therefore those that miss out on ST's aren't completely missing out on being able to go to matches. And if every game sells out does up front revenue from ST's even matter. It's not as if we're short of cash.

If you send a pic of your tallywhacker to @Mike he will sort that out

My pic from Monday got a lot of love in the Bruno thread so thought I'd add it here for long term posterity. I'm close to signing a seven figure publishing deal brokered by my agent @Mikeso the image will soon be available on a range of t-shirts, beach towels, mugs, beer mats, key rings and y-fronts.

Same here. I was 7. Still have really vivid memories of watching it live on telly. It scared the bejesus out of me.

Will you be my agent and we'll get this pic making some dollar dollar bills y'all. You've got the hussle to do it

He’s from North Shields

I get the right hump seeing people taking pics during the match but broke my own rule last night to get this one

Worrying

When I watched the makems play Shef Wed that Puma football was hoofed so high so many times that I thought it was feasible it could actually leave the atmosphere

A grand per ticket for Platinum Club seats when a bog standard ticket in the Gallowgate is now £800ish. Hows that work ?

Season ticket renewals open until 19th May. General sale of season tickets after that date. That was the official communication from the club yesterday.

state of that pelanty kick man. whoopsy.

Worrying

Steve Bruce is an anagram of Total Cunt

Didn’t score. Worrying.

Ralf: You’re starting tonight Phil.

This. 100%. Fucking despise Man Utd.

Was Janice's technique the same as Steve's ?

CUNTbible

Foden has jumped so high at such a rapid pace that it's feasible he could have left the atmosphere

FTFY

Sam’s not forgotten where he came from. He still mooches round doing normal shit with his normal pals despite how crackers his life has become. He’s a proper canny lad

As much as it's a pisser they scored, let's not lose sight of the fact that it's a winner in stoppage time at home against Gillingham to reach the heady heights of 6th in League One

Just Stop Oil more like Just Stop Noncing

FNAAR FNAAR