bobbydazzla

Don't mean to piss on your data chips, but that chart is null & void unless xG is added to it

In the early 00's I got to meet a few big name British footballers whose playing heyday was mid 80's to mid 90's They were supposed to provide a little bit of insight that might be useful in a work environment. Majority just turned up for the corporate coin, got absolutely ratarsed on the free peeve and tried it on with lasses People like Kenny Sansom, who's decline into addiction and homelessness is well documented

Aesthetically, yes I do. But I also worry that wearing such thick socks in what would appear to be warm weather may lead to a fungal infection between Uncal Mick's toes

They've also used AI to take the laces out of Uncal Mick's Reebok Classics

It’s still out there in the public domain, you just need to know where to look. Here’s the catalogue of publicly available material, as provided to the whole world by Uncal Mick himself, it includes a couple of lesser spotted items.

Did he try and get you sectioned ?

Alexander Iskag

Did you go for lunch and he refused to give you a 2nd series ?

Transfer fees sky rocket each season Wages sky rocket each season But PSR regulations remain based on transfer fee and wage levels from many years ago with zero adjustments to reflect the actual market. Amirite ?

Is Merson back on the peeve ? Pretty sure he tends to sober up for a bit but then falls off the wagon really heavily Genuine question, am not making light of his illness / addiction

@Mike is a pepperoni hot pocket similar to a fleshlight ? asking for a friend

People said he was introverted, but turns out he’s just a massive sociopathic cunt

Cannit fuckin wait till we start singing Last Wisstmas

Was love at first sight when I got a stiffy watching her arrival in Walford in 1988 Nothings changed since then

I like forums It’s modern football that’s not for me

Shows the rancid state of modern football when I pop in here to wish Wissa all the best and all I can see is post upon post about amortisation, book value, resale value and optimum contract lengths for balance sheets I hope he scores plenty of goals and propels us to be a better team than we were last season And we NEVER EVER FUCKING EVER EVER SING DJ FUCKING OTZI about him End of

Money don’t make my world go round, I’m reaching out to a higher ground

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I'M PULLING MYSELF OFF

Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel? Or just fifty thousand people sitting by a field? And I don't quite understand just what this feeling is But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out and he’s called Wizz

Be like stabbing a maggot with a drawing pin

Fill lots of her

Any cock you fuck with, is a good cock, forever