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Is that Tony Kroos or Ryan Giggs ?

Explains why she’s your ex lass

Sometimes the subtle understated approach is actually more impressive, rather than shouting from the rooftops like a loudmouth know-it-all cunt So I’ve repeatedly been told by HR in my annual performance appraisals

Mike Flowers Pops actually

Worrying

Ornstein and Romano caught blindsided and left with sloppy seconds Lovely stuff. The pair of cunts can get to fuck

Smokescreen innit bro

Apparently Stuttgart told him they’d agreed a fee with us when he was in the bath after training

Just put a post out on the NUFC social media "If you're a 15+ goal a season top flight striker and you want to sign for us and you either have a release clause, or you club doesn't need to buy a replacement before selling you, can you tell your agent to call us. Thanks in advance"

He's the Archduke Franz Ferdinand of our Total War summer, ain't no denying

3 games into his full season as an excuse. Howay man. Pull the other one. You're 40 odd games into his tenure and he's won less than 1/3rd of them despite having a squad of internationals that cost billions and who earn hundreds of millions. And loads of the games he's won were against weak opposition in the Europa Any decent manager with some tactical nouse and some motivational skills could get some form of a tune out of the squad he inherited, certainly enough to win more than 1/3rd of their games He's shite man

Putting Watkins in defence isn't solving any of their problems, they'd still be shite at the back Although he's probably a better goalie than the other two they've got

I've certainly felt like I'm tripping on acid during this transfer window, based on what people I know who aren't me have said it's like to trip on acid

It means click on my Twatter posts and watch my YewTewb videos because every time you do, I get paid

Signed for the Makems, that’s why he was in Newcastle

Same as his special system then, he’s got one way of doing things and he refuses to change You’re getting dicked most weeks and are at your lowest ebb in generations but he’s still unable to adapt to the circumstances When you’re on the touchline show some passion, some belief, project some positivity to the players and fans. Gee the players up. Motivate them. Look like you’re at least fighting to turn things around. But nah, it’s better to just keep up the sulky EMO vibes every game and then decide to hide when your team are in a pelanty shoot out

His body language and demeanour is appalling for a bloke in a job where he’s supposed to motivational Pacing and crouching on the touchline looking sad and angsty like an EMO teenager who’s been told by their mam that they’re not allowed to paint their bedroom walls black

I spy with my little eye….PSR exemptions The PL can’t sit back and watch one of their favourite clubs being a laughing stock, it’s bad for the brand

I’ll start with an easy one… You won the all important xG yeah ?

Amorim just doesn’t have the right players for his special system He definitely needs the Glaziers to give him another couple of windows

Scowling All he ever does with his face is scowl