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And people say he’s shit with his feet You try delicately flicking a ball off a mini cone whilst you’re at full pelt and almost falling over into an advertising board in the rain

You’re buying players for fuckloads at prices that would smash transfer records at most others clubs. And they’re awful so you’re selling them for a massive loss after a couple of years And all this is able to happen without financial consequences because you had a period of extended and unparalleled success over 15 years ago during an era where global interest in the PL was Sky rocketed and clubs were quite rightly allowed to make their own decisions on what they wanted to spend on players Sticks in the craw a bit, not gonna lie

Imagine living in a world where you’re gutted that a transfer is looking like it might collapse, when that transfer would see a player you paid £84m for, leaving for £25m Whilst on the same day also being delighted that a player you paid £75m for is now leaving and you’re feeling chuffed that you might potentially get £40m back Yet the dildo of consequence is still unused, it’s sitting in the bedside drawer gathering dust

People do realise that if he stays and continues to refuse to play then he’s also self-sabotaging the peak period of his own career It’ll be frustrating for NUFC but we’re a club that have been around since 1892 and Alexander Isak is just a small and annoying footnote in our history Alexander Isak has a football career that may last for 10-15 years. He has one shot at it, then it’s over. Missing a season in his mid-20’s because of his own cuntishness will severely damage his career If we don’t capitulate and he doesn’t back down, then it’s possible that the cup winning goal for NUFC may well be the highest point he ever reaches NUFC potentially lose money if their asset isn’t sold and then depreciates, but Isak loses much more than money

Garling cum ? Too late for that I’m afraid

@Alan Pardew u mad bro ?

Standard Friday amuse bouche

My recent experience of Night Nurse would suggest that the ingredients are as potent as they used to be

We almost did have suicides because people thought we were paying millions of billions more than JSL was worth, or that we'd not pay millions of billions more than he was worth and spend the next 5 months with no strikers because our transfer boffins weren't able to identify players properly and do a deal

Acid or shrooms

If that's your idea of fun then you need to get out more Or start taking recreational drugs Or ideally do both at the same time But do the drugs in moderation. Don't get addicted or OD

So Isak was playing for the scousers last season, at the same time that he scored the winner in the cup final against the scousers Daft cunts

Exactly this We're talking about a corporate organisation, owned by one of the biggest investment funds in the world, making a strategic decision about the potential retention or sale of an asset worth in excess of £100m They're not being influenced by those Twatter cunts in a decision like that If they wish they can read the transparent shilling from Jacobs etc in order to assess just how desperate Isak and his agent are becoming, but they're never going to say "oooh, we must sell Isak because Ben Jacobs has launched some PR piece into the Twattersphere where he's fluffing Liverpool's smeggy cock"

If someone had said at 4.30pm yesterday that we were about to announce the signing of Woltemade and he was on his way over here then no-one would have believed it If Isak does goes to Liverpool it’ll be because we’ve decided that’s the best scenario for NUFC, not because it’s the best scenario for Isak or Liverpool

Many women and men can take immense pleasure and pride in providing the service to the best of their ability So I’ve been told by people I know who aren’t me but who know women and men who enjoy providing the service

Hopefully people will start to apply more critical judgement and scepticism to what these arseholes post on Twatter In NUFC’s case, it’s now clear as day that any claims of our interest in a player will be either: a) from another club or agent. And if it is actually based on truth and a genuine NUFC buying deal, why leak it unless they’re trying to drive the price up e.g. Sesko or b) lies for clicks and bunce

If yesterday shows us one thing it’s that when cunts like Romano, Jacobs and Ornstein claim they’ve got any leaks on any deals we’re trying to do, then they’ll only have got them from the selling side Cunts getting their just desserts for stirring shite and acting against us all summer

The market for Isak couldn’t be much worse than now One club interested and they’ve been taking the piss in cahoots with Isak to try and manipulate a lowball offer being accepted as the window is about to SLAM SHUT NUFC should spend next few months touting him around to clubs outside the PL, see who bites and at what prices See how Isak feels about “only wanting Liverpool” when he’s not kicked a ball for 5 months, his career has stalled and the football world has moved on without him

Having a good ole’ slobbery suck on that Scouse flavoured Serbian cock again Fuck off Jacobs, you cunt