bobbydazzla

He’s 29 It’ll be NUFC then the knackers yard A sell on fee is about as much use to Brentford as my nana signing up for a 5 year gym membership

That’s a Chaucer quote

Wissa in a Double Pivot Inverted Fullback Number 6 False 12 role. I like your thinking We’ve been crying out for someone to fill that position, I’ve been saying it to all my football tactics fwends. And they both agreed with me

On that basis I hope Wissa fails his medical

With a Wissa bit of luck, he signs by 7pm tonight Holler with the rinsin' sound Holler with the rinsin' sound Holler with the rinsin' sound

What even is a Pelanty Clause ? Can also add stutter run up pelanties to my list. Forgot about that one at the time I wrote it

We've got Bruno in the middle He knows exactly we need Botman at the back No one in attack A snide cartel run the Premier League

This is the thing that will eat away at me long after the dust has settled Cunt probably got a discount on his wigbash too, for being an extremely wealthy footballer

Current feelz

What in the name of journo Twatter clickbait is going on in here now ? Put your phone down, turn your bedroom lights off and go to sleep before I have to shout down and get your Dad to come upstairs to sort this out

Nostradamus has spoken

If he stays and if he’s reintegrated and if he plays and if he scores a goal then I know he will only do it if it helps us beat a team because us winning would benefit Liverpool

Well aye, that goes without saying. There’s loads we don’t know and will never know. And also loads of made up shit sloshing about on the Twatter, Talksport, Sky etc

The exact same argument applies the other way It makes little sense for an astute businessman to sell an asset for under market value, to a competitor, in a one horse race, after being manipulated into that position by that competitor They’ve been forced to weaken their financial position whilst also weakening their reputation and standing in the industry, whilst also strengthening a competitor. They’ll get a short term boost to the balance sheet but beyond that they’ve fucked themselves over

Mate, tens of thousands of fans were willing to keep going season after season and ploughing their money in as Ashley ripped the heart and soul out of the club I’m not defending Isak, I agree that he’s a rat and I’d want him gone for the right money to a club outside of the PL But have some perspective and let’s be realistic about how little fuss our fans are actually likely to cause him if he stays and ever pulls on a shirt again

Or you could see it like this: I bought a house and the value has risen, it’s not for sale but someone has approached me and made me a lowball offer and they’re saying they don't want to pay market value for it because my mortgage payments are based on the price I paid for the house before the value rose But as it’s my house and it’s not for sale, they can get to fuck. I’ll decide what it’s worth, thank you very much Or something like that

Let’s be realistic, a massive global investment fund aren’t going to make a decision on a £100m+ asset based on what a thousand or so pissed up Geordies are singing in an away end And when it comes to “fans will make his life unbearable if he stays and plays”. We couldn’t even get a large percentage of match going fans to back protests against Ashley strangling the club to death. So I doubt Ratboy has much to fear from the stands if he ever plays for us again

The message it sends to future signings is - honour your contract and get your agent to agree a release clause when you sign because if you go on strike it’ll achieve fuck all. And if you’re grinding your arse into the groin of a new club make sure they have the balls to fuck, because we won’t be manipulated into accepting offers by snide players and agents If he’s rotting in the reserves the value of our asset is decreasing, but Isak’s peak era of his career is also on hold. He’s missing a minimum of 6 months in a short career, a career that stalled pre-NUFC and has been affected by regular injuries The press will largely forget about Isak once the window SLAMS SHUT. Eddie might get asked about it, but the clamour for a story will have gone because there’s no drama to drive clicks and viewers and listeners if he can’t be sold. He’s yesterday’s fish n chip wrappers

Course it does happen, loads of players get excluded for a variety of reasons I believe “bomb squad” is the current de rigueur name for excluded players, or players who aren’t being considered for selection because of a relationship breakdown with their club, or poor behaviour

Would love to be in a negotiation with some of youse on here. Be like taking kets from a bairn We’ll either sell him, keep him and reintegrate, or keep him and exclude All options still on the table. NUFC get to decide whether he stays or goes should an offer be made and they’ll do whatever they believe is best for our club. Not what’s best for ratboy or the scousers Our chairman is the top dog at one of the world’s biggest investment funds. You don’t hold a job like that by being a soft touch who gets walked over by your employees and competitors

I could see him staying He could remain persona non grata and we tout him around every team in Europe to flush out some interest for Jan or next summer See if he “only wants Liverpool” when he’s not kicked a ball for a few months in one of the peak seasons in his career and his massive ego is getting shot to shit as his peers at other clubs are banging in goals week after week whilst he’s sat on the sofa being a cunt

Why we sending them edibles ?