bobbydazzla

Any daft cunt that claims to be a Newcastle fan and buys a Newcastle shirt from Sports Direct / Frasers needs a proper good whalloping upside their heads until they cry for mercy like snivelling little bairns. Ashley can buy as many Newcastle shirts as he wants, but not a single one should ever be bought from his shitty fucking stores by any punter. End of discussion.

I still laugh most days about the lad I saw at Wembley who’d remortgaged his house to pay for some chicken nuggets, then accidentally dropped them on the floor as he left the kiosk The look of pure devastation on his face as the reconstituted homogeneous paste of poultry entrails in their thin coating of batter stared up at him from puddles of £9 a pint Budweiser Probably the highlight of that day for me

NUFC should lobby the council to implement a new law that the hundreds of restaurants, cafes, fast food outlets and food shops that are within a 1/2 mile of the stadium have to close on match days so everyone has to eat the overpriced stadium bait in the ground

It’s a footy match not a bait eating competition All food that isn’t a pie should be banned from football stadiums from 30 mins before kick off until full time

Deehan also helped PJ off Byker Grove to quit his tramadol addiction

Deehan's doing my knee, but at the Nuffield cos I'm geet posh as owt

At what point in history (to the nearest 6 months) did filling your cakehole with overpriced cheap n nasty bait become an essential part of a match day stadium experience ? How come people can't go for 2 hours without scoffing shite. No wonder we've got an obesity crisis.

We’ve got a grade II listed Victorian terrace preventing our owners from investing in infrastructure If it wasn’t for that terrace we’d have won the league by now

ITV did a close up of away fans and disabled section when VAR review was happening and there was no flare

Straight swap for Snakey Dan

I try my best to stay chipper but we are proper dogshit at the moment

Eddie looks sick of his life

Man City be putting LED adverts on the goal posts next

He says Man Utd reckon they should pay £3m compo and we’ve said no chance And the article is probably just clueless journo bullshit anyway Why the negativity

I'm in agreement with what Big River says on the previous page You should go to the game to get behind the team and encourage them to do the best they can and to attempt to create an atmosphere that intimidates the opposition for the full 90 mins Doesn't matter if that's via singing, clapping, cheering, pogo'ing, holding a shoe in the air or bellowing DODDDDDDDDDDGY KEEEEEEEEEPAAAAA at every opposition goal kick Too many people are walking into SJP then pissing & moaning, stuffing their faces with bait, slurping shite beer when the game is being played, telling people to sit down, telling people to shut up and being negative, entitled wankers

Is it feasible that the Martinez pelanty flew so high it left the atmosphere ?

ATLETI

I walk on the town moor quite often. Mainly cos the durg loves it. For most of the year if you stray off the paved paths you're up to your knees in clarts. And 68% of it is covered in cow shite. And the Hoppings is absolutely rank. There's been a smallpox hospital there and a racecourse with a grandstand and also an aerodrome. So why can't we borrow a corner and have a decent footy stadium, eh ?

admit it, that was copied word for word from Chaucer

Guess it depends how you define a genuine fan Wimbledon ceased to exist, he’s been going to Arsenal for 20 years because he’s from London and his mates were mainly Arsenal fans so he adopted them as his new team He goes to every game and is a proper supporter. In the same way he supported Wimbledon So he’s not a lifelong fan, but he’d argue he’s a genuine fan

Did some of tables get the wrong brief ? “suggest some absolutely ridiculous ideas that have no relevance at all with watching a football match and will in no way improve match atmosphere”

HALF TIME ZORBS

That was a negative and right now I need two positives, one to cancel out the negative and another one so I can have a positive

I've heard a very rough home demo version of a song Sam's written about the ritual of working class blokes going to the match, it covers the themes you mention Not sure what he plans to do with it though, don't think it's been recorded with the songs that'll be on album 3