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Hope he turns out better than the last player we had whos name began with Gui

Steve Mclaren back in charge like?

How is his surname pronounced then? I've been saying gwim are es

Breaking news on skysports yellow bar at the bottom Man utd have signed bruun from lyon

Up until about 20 days ago I didn't have a bastard clue who that Romano cunt was. Now he's the fucking oracle

Sorry not sorry

Must be horseshit if Fred's playing ahead of him ?

I'll go for half 7 tonight for the first journo to say the deals off

Jesus would want at least 20s for all of that Shorter odds winner is better than a bigger odds loser still ha

Great news. Bakker the net

I'd hate to be a local lad playing for us with our fans like. Couldn't be further from the truth when the media spout they love their own bollocks. Too many willing for them to fail and say they're shit because they are from here

Didnt the same bloke call the guimares one before a few others before?

What about us?

Henderson Trippier Carlos Botman Digne Guimares Kamara Lingard Coutinho ASM Wood

You're going to have to. Get lubed up

The Kids have got that bastard we don't talk about bruno song stuck in me head This hasn't helped the situation

Hes Brazilian only cost fourty million

Finally get an offer accepted and thus time the player will reject us. Just know it will happen ? (not that I think that story will be true anyways like

Phillips went to Shields didn't he

Signing a centre forward on loan must mean they've replaced their centre half with the 40.3245 million they're getting

Early one 2nd half as well Wonder what price over 3 and over 4 each was

There's blackburns first as well Are you on your usual bet?

Anyone on the smoggies? 4 booked in 29 mins ffs

Gosens more of a left mid/wing back isn't he? Suppose if we signed Carlos and another centre half it would work

Ditto Wonder if we'll still be sat here next Monday wondering if we are gonna make a last minute bid