McCormick

It's getting fucking ridiculous.

That's option A. Option B: He's talking shite.

Last time our manager tried something similar he was summoned to London for a telling off. Mind you, in his latest proclamations Uncle Mike still claims he's having a few quid on us finishing top 6 - nee wonder the clueless fecker's got no money left! Put 20 million quid on it, while he and Derek chuckle at the irony of it all over a bottle champagne.

Although this is correct, have you not noticed the trend that Ashley is setting? which is to spend as little as possible? - Your theory of bringing in a better manager than Steve Bruce hinges on money yet our current agenda seems to be cut costs and spend little, so wouldn't this mean we can't get a better manager? Who would you say is obtainable and better than Bruce by the way? There are many managers actually. It's very hard but I think it's not impossible: get Martin O'Neil. He's a very good manager, he knows what he's doing and is under-rated. Personally I think Ashley should instead throw in more money rather than cut costs. He'd need to spend more if he'd expect to get top-class players. Rarely do they go on the cheap. Hahahahahahahahaha. I was gonna do the same thing. Everyone point and at Shearer_United.

Really you think Enrique is setting the world alight? Think he means 'who else do we have?'

CAN PEOPLE WATCH WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT GAZA AS IT MAY PUT OFF POTENTIAL BUYERS & THE NEW GAFFER!!!!! If he's Israeli then he'll love our mido chants.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/sport/123026/MEIRELES-ON-TOON-HITLIST.html http://blogportista.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/raulmeireles.jpg More tattoos than Beckham! Cool.

Straight trade for Krankjar and i'd be more than happy.

The Sho must go on...........and on... and on.......

....and then another 2.

Minute silence at the next home game.

Fuck off man

Can birds fly? hehe hes faster then Martins imo I'd like to see that race I reckon Martins is faster. I'd say so aswell

Is Ramos trying to assemble a mid-table prem team? Jenas to real ffs...

(Deco to CHelsea) And who can ever forget KaKa's "Omg I'm going to be sick!" outburst when we were linked with Ronaldinho from Barcelona when Ashley first came in. Yeah, but Deco has been terrible this season (probaly the main cause of Chelsea's problems really), and Roma are occuoying a similar poisition in the Serie A table to us in the Premiership table. Yeah they really are struggling... mercy

Spurs?

No words

Bayern has offered him a new contract and he will surely sign it! He's their captain so why should he leave them? Where you from mate?

Predictable

Capello's obviously been listening to some Gejon propaganda.

This is doing the rounds here in the gulf aswell, so now we're being branded as an islamophobic/xenophobic/racist (pick whichever one you think fits) football club. So cheers for tarnishing our name lads. 'Mido is a shoe-bomber' LOLOLOLOLOL hysterical.

Why's that? Because their fans have been through hell and back over the past fifteen years, yet the support has always been great. Ever had the dubious pleasure of a trip to Maine Road? Did you witness the way they went on when they came up for the Keegan-return-cup-game? Believe me, those twats deserve nothing but the usual ridicule that has usually landed on their doorstep. This. Fuck citeh

Life is beautiful again.

That website is cringeworthy, Jesus wept man, someone get these women a violin.

'Jonas defends himself from a Barton cigar-rampage'