McCormick

Straight trade for Krankjar and i'd be more than happy.

The Sho must go on...........and on... and on.......

....and then another 2.

Minute silence at the next home game.

Fuck off man

Can birds fly? hehe hes faster then Martins imo I'd like to see that race I reckon Martins is faster. I'd say so aswell

Is Ramos trying to assemble a mid-table prem team? Jenas to real ffs...

(Deco to CHelsea) And who can ever forget KaKa's "Omg I'm going to be sick!" outburst when we were linked with Ronaldinho from Barcelona when Ashley first came in. Yeah, but Deco has been terrible this season (probaly the main cause of Chelsea's problems really), and Roma are occuoying a similar poisition in the Serie A table to us in the Premiership table. Yeah they really are struggling... mercy

Spurs?

No words

Bayern has offered him a new contract and he will surely sign it! He's their captain so why should he leave them? Where you from mate?

Predictable

Capello's obviously been listening to some Gejon propaganda.

This is doing the rounds here in the gulf aswell, so now we're being branded as an islamophobic/xenophobic/racist (pick whichever one you think fits) football club. So cheers for tarnishing our name lads. 'Mido is a shoe-bomber' LOLOLOLOLOL hysterical.

Why's that? Because their fans have been through hell and back over the past fifteen years, yet the support has always been great. Ever had the dubious pleasure of a trip to Maine Road? Did you witness the way they went on when they came up for the Keegan-return-cup-game? Believe me, those twats deserve nothing but the usual ridicule that has usually landed on their doorstep. This. Fuck citeh

Life is beautiful again.

That website is cringeworthy, Jesus wept man, someone get these women a violin.

'Jonas defends himself from a Barton cigar-rampage'

Gutting.

Ridiculous question...

Love that quote (as you can see ) Great idea actually.. Can't say anything about him that hasn't already been said. Love the bloke.

Not having a go, but why?

Wow, just wow

Whats that game? PM Nixon for more info. Is that where Nixon goes round dressed up as a ghost putting the willies up old people or when he goes round gay night clubs trying to put his willie in a man? Combine the two- magic.

Honourary mention to Frank "i just won ze world cup awhawhaw" Lebouf. Onion-munching tosser