Heron

Are we getting new cards issued does anyone know? I cannot be arsed to rifle through half the thread...

People are saying this about Leicester but he might just be fed up with the way the club is ran here like most of us. If Rafa goes, which is likely in a years time, he might see this being a sinking ship and Leicester at least being a viable option of half decent Premier League football. Not just that but if the club accepts, then to me as a player that provides just about enough reason to not want to stay in the first place. We lose Lascelles at this stage and we're entirely fucked because that money won't be reinvested and actually he's virtually irreplaceable in the current set up. Leaders like him don't grow on trees. Honestly, like if we sell Lascelles, Rafa may as well tell the club to go fuck itself for me.

Any free legal streams?

I'd love Sky Sports to be told to get to fuck in the process like the fucking slimey cunts.

Such a good pundit like. He was very careful to not be biased towards Newcastle to start with, and too much so, but this last year or so he's been bang on the money about nearly everything.

Chuffed with this signing. Absolute bargain.

Simply the best Blitzkrieg bop Am coming home Newcastle Jarrow song Big river Old Blaydon Races Don't give up O Fortuna / Local Hero They should all feature albeit not in that order.

People doing that are a stealing our oxygen as well and should be arrested for theft.

Anyone seen the video of those Villa fans arguing amongst themselves after the final? Lifting like. Some bloke spits on another Villa fan (I think)

Sign him! The lad has potential.

So here comes another world cup where the English media stir up a frenzy to sell their cheap tat and of course we all buy into because we're proud to be English. We'll get the usual stories of how Mr Smith from Bradford put his England flag up and Mr Singh told him it offended him, the stories of how Jordan Henderson is the English equivalent to Ronaldo and how England are without a doubt favourites to win this competition. In two months time, Southgate will be hanging by a thread after the media have obliterated him and all of our players just won't be good enough at that level. We'll look towards the FA and grass roots football and have a whine for a few weeks then we'll continue to prevent kids from being able to play football for free by introducing unaffordable 3g pitches or housing estates with no ball games. Only to see obesity increase and footballing ability and desire decrease simultaneously. We'll probably sell the home of football to the highest bidder to make way for NFL publicity and England will continue to play their home friendlies there instead of inspiring the nation by travelling around. The next tournament will arrive and probably with a new manager, rinse and repeat. Not surprising that fans aren't really that arsed anymore when players are picked for just their names rather than what they'd bring. I for one want England to win the world cup but cannot say I'll give too much of a shit when we're inevitably knocked out in the quarters (at best). So let's hope the fans aren't dickheads out there and actually the best thing about the world cup shines through. International unity for the love of the beautiful game and seeing some world class talents achieve great things.. The FA, UEFA and FIFA are a bit of a joke. Rant over

I must admit a small part of me hopes Lascelles and Shelvey don't go so that when we inevitably do shit we can say they should have took our boys.

Girls don't like boys girls like Mo Diame

Watching those highlights we absolutely battered them like.

I agree. They just keep it simple.

Perez has been a great signing for us and is technically and tactically one of our best players.

Think I need to watch that save like 100 times now.

John Terry wasn't great on the ball either. That's why Rio was alongside him. Put someone like Stones alongside Lascelles and two pacey wing backs and we'd be sound. Absolutely love Lascelles me like. My favourite player by a long shot atm.

Southgate's lost his number And we'll get fucked in Russia Jamaal Lascelles Jamaal Lascelles

Cheers for doing that yesterday mate. It's true. We only get to see it on the Internet and in the pub but it's worth every second if the team put in performances like yesterday and the fans do too.

Looking at that makes me emotional The fact we absolutely battered them on and off the pitch was just the icing on the cake. It put that message into practice. I genuinely think Chelsea didn't know what had hit them. Imagine being one of their players man...we sold more tickets than they do and we're a mediocre mid table team with nothing to play for and the atmosphere was through the roof. They probably thought "fuck me what is going on?!" Love it. Absolutely fucking love it. We couldn't do it without our fellow fans and we'll struggle to top yesterday. Wow. Just wow.

Cheers chaps. Any match goers please feel free to join in and wave the big flags or hold the large banner we have. I think BBC Look North are putting out interviews and some video footage of us grafting tomorrow morning too. Not sure if that's just on their social media platforms or what... Tomorrow will look fantastic, of that I am certain Hopefully those knobbers at Sky pick up on it

It is on sky They'll probably not even show it. Looking forward to being a part of it in the Gallowgate and if there's a flag in my vicinity I'll be waving it as always. Middle tier walkway by the entrances in the strawberry corner (where I believe you sit) there should be some big wavers mate. Heron's my name not just a forum I'd so just shout if you need a hand or owt. Love shouting LFEE or Kid Icarus

Such an offensive title. I'm fuming. It's embarrassing. Enjoy that he scored against the Mackems, but don't fucking make it embarrassing. Just fucking don't, mate. Yeah?! It's a sarcastic reposte to their claims that they relegated us last time. Exactly. As if anyone was taking it seriously ffs Ay caramba