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Cardif player's reactions got him sent off there. Two nil now. Oh dear

Looks like a competition winner. He's been with them for ages too Literally unable to run Looked like a rugby second row forward ambling about the field.

Bloody awful, isn't it?

Get in ! Well done (so far) to Brizzle. See John Stones STILL can't defend

After all the doom and gloom of the last week, pointswise that's got to be our best Christmas for years. We always seem to have a shit holiday period, didn't do particularly well even in the Championship last year iirc.

Exactly. A tuppence ha' penny club like that and they have a bigger record fee paid than us. And they're not the only one. Imagine if we actually punched our weight.

Lovely bit of football that

Get in!

Exactly. You know that if they get anything from this game, it'll all be "ooh little Palace gave Arsenal a game, Newcastle didn't even try last night"

Bugger. Decent finish from Townshend.

Fuck that. A right royal bumming for palace will wreck their goal difference.

Good finish by Mustafi, not easy to put that in first time.

As was proved last week, man u might be second only to city, but they're light years behind them really.

He probably does if your work is owt like the quality of your posts like.

...is the correct answer. Our most reliable defender and most prolific goalscorer. Hopefully in the next couple of months some of the underachievers in our squad will step up. Shelvey, Ritchie and Merino especially.

Bunch of fannies. We're not going down. Lascelles coming back will make a massive difference at the back and we've also missed his captaincy.

Classic mackem rabid dimwittery. It's the one thing they excel at It's quite fantastic isn't it? And Hill's brazen couldnt give a fuck attitude is just perfect. The smilie couldn't be more apt.

How have Arsenal not scored here? Been a class half of football, should be all square really.

Aye quality little flick, Lingard didn't have to break his stride. Pity about the Pardew dance, mind

Alan Smith can fuck off here. Morata was fucking offside, so how come they were hard done by?

....made him the same cunt as he was before, but with Elton John's hairstyle.

Why do people have orgasms about goals like that? He just drills it back over the keeper into an empty net. Anyone could do that. And I'm not joking.

Still can't figure it out It's not literally, sausage roll is it? ffs. It's a sausage roll in a jacket with SR on it It's a reference to the greggs/baby Jesus advent calendar story. Sausage roll eh? I thought it was meant to be Sam Allardyce Easy mistake to make, I suppose.

Absolute nonsense. He's had a couple of quiet games, but he's still assisted more of our goals than anyone else this season. And who exactly is going to take his place? Aarons? Perez?