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Ryder: Gabriel Obertan will start against #lcfc #nufc Immense.

Keeppardew.com Stuck with the fucker for a while yet.

More moronic bahaviour from the club. Bunch of assholes.

Free money betting against is on this. Feels like it should be more of a challenge. Maybe us to score first and lose?

Caulkins article.

Doubt anyone else would come in. Sell tiote and make a bit of a profit in the last few windows while saying we've spent big on 9 signings.

Awful. Hope the club do something decent as a tribute.

Praise and thanks to God most high!! First day of running! Everything looking good and positive! #JESUSFREAK Bigirimana. We can sell him now.

Anybody know anything about how the Blyth player was injured? Their twitter account is saying it was a intentional. Must have been some tackle to do that...

Full kit wanker. Hard to believe they're organised enough to have pulled that together already.

It gets even better. Tommy forecast (good name) made zero appearances, went to 5 different clubs on loan then signed for Chelmsford in the conference south. If they got £10m it wouldn't have been too bad a deal...

From the bbc page today. feel a bit for Southampton. Fools.

Adam Campbell has returned from him loan spell at Carlisle United, #NUFC have confirmed Whey. Like a new signing.

Bit of an arsey reply from him, lol I bet he gets some right shite posted at him. Lets just hope they haven't been bullshitting the local media, think that's fairly unlikely though.

Douglas just now when I asked him on twitter. Maybe just JFK and his awesome communication skills? "There IS an option to buy Remy, as reported at the time."

"Alan Pardew asks Newcastle fans for patience" Jam tomorrow. Always jam tomorrow... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-asks-newcastle-united-5765317

They don't have that much to lose since they seem to get very little insider info anyway.

What a crock of s***.

Cisse man ffs

la la la... we're gonna dick them man

As daft off the pitch as on it.... NEWCASTLE United star Cheick Tiote has had his flash motor seized by police after he was arrested over alleged fraud offences. The midfielder was stopped while driving his Chevrolet Camaro near Newcastle United's Benton training ground in Newcastle, yesterday. Officers arrested him on suspicion of fraud in relation to driving offences. And his customised black and whit sports car, thought to be worth around £75,000 was uplifted. A Northumbria Police spokesman said: “At around 1.30pm on Tuesday, a car was stopped on Benton Park Road, Newcastle, and a 26-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of fraud in relation to driving offences.” He also confirmed that the car was seized and enquiries are ongoing. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2013/02/13/toon-star-cheick-tiote-arrested-and-sports-car-seized-72703-32804103/

Loves a dummy.

Hehehe

Are they playing at home? Friendly in Sweden. Ah that's a shame, would of been a good opportunity to be home and try and get his s*** together. And do a Tevez?

It was a good year but that was mostly because we did so well. Doubt boro supporters have the same opinion of their continued time in the championship.