Oakie Doke

damn I was halfway through drawing Carroll v Liverpool but I don't want to follow that

"I didn't see him" (Torres comment) "I didn't see.....oh, you're a cock" (Torres comment) "A COCK" [grabs crotch] "One of these, a COCK. Cock. Cock. Cock." (Torres comment) "You're a cock" [grabs crotch] "Come on then, in the tunnel, you can suck my COCK" [grabs crotch] "You'd like that" [shakes Lucas' hand] really?

did Barton just dedicate the victory to Hughton? It's hard to understand him.

Sounds like the start of a chant to the tune of "My old man's a dustman" What were the chants from WBA anyway? Carroll's not a gypsy he just has gypsy hair and all this West Brom chanting is so unf*cking fair

Carroll's not a gypsy, he just has gypsy hair

Not sure he's worth £6m tbh ability alone he'd probably go for around £10-12m, but you've got to take personality into account.

Hughton was always a dignified, likeable guy though. Pardew just... isn't.

I for one will never support Pardew.

I know, I would hate myself for it but I just can't stand Mike Ashley.

yep,Conference before 2016.

I've never been more tempted to give up and start supporting someone else, at least whilst Ashley is here. I love Newcastle - the city, the people, the stadium, the football club's history and the fans. But I'm not prepared to support Mike Ashley in any way, shape or form so until he goes I won't attend another game or buy another shirt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1337106/Alan-Pardew-confirmed-Newcastle-manager.html please take time to up-arrow the anti Ashley remarks in the comments section. It will make you feel a little bit better.

the whole thing is about as funny as cancer, which incidentally I hope he... well, you know.

anyone else feel absolutely gutted for the players? I really wouldn't blame any of them if they left in the near future, or if they were to deck Pardew/Ashley. Barton, Carroll I'm looking at you!

we have officially got the worst owner in the history of football. Pardew as manager alone takes the piss but Pardew as manager for 5 and a half years?

I want Jol cos he's sexy.

wherever he goes I hope for his sake the owner's not a total bellend.

I'm really going to miss him.

This joke/comment has been said probably twenty times. Enough already. it would be awesome though.

he made me believe in this club again

Paul Gascoigne

last time I felt this sad about seeing a manager leave was SBR.

I don't want any of those tbh. O'Neill's the only one better than Hughton. Moyes would never come anyway. How about Fatih Terim?

Tiote's the only player in our side who put in anything resembling a decent performance.

this really isn't good enough.