Pilko

Every cloud though, turn the telly on now and see Huw Edwards on Bey Bey Sey One News at the famous Sunlin Glass Mewzeyum, putting Sunlin on the map.

Really pleasing that when the forward play isn't clicking we can absolutely nullify an opponent once we have the lead. Can't remember a more comfortable defence of a 1-goal lead at SJP in my entire life. Pretty sure Everton only had the DCL header from a corner which went about four foot over the bar in the entire game. One shot of any description in 90 minutes fuck me they're crap. A word for Gordon - if he's worth £50m then I reckon my five a side team would fetch at least £200m between us. Lots of running about, gurning, looking fuck ugly and kicking people. Overhyped shite.

In play daftie on Maupay and Fraser yellows 125/1

Class work lads, I got 20s on the Joe/Gana double.

Keeper might have got that if he had longer arms

Reckon this will be another performance in line with the Arsenal one last year. 3-0 home win.

I just got 20/1 for this, like it a lot. Bissouma card & Antony 2+ SOT at 18/1 my other major interest tonight. Think Bournemouth are a class price at around 17/10 too, got them with Sheff U and Burnley.

Trent card 13/2 seems hefty if he ends up playing tonight.

Neves and Zaha 2+ SOT 20/1 C.Doucoure and S.Cook carded 18/1 Couple of free fivers on BTTS in the 6 Championship games tonight & 3 corners/1 card per team in the same 6 games. Probably shove some pennies on the Betting Village card tips if they're decent too.

Shelvey might be a good option from the bench here if the game is tight.

Interesting. Seem to remember .com's match report of that Boro reserves games suggested he didn't look up to much. Still, if we think there might be a player there, no harm in signing him til the summer and if he's decent we can always extend. Hope it works out well for him.

I think this'll be a bit like last year's game. Midweeker under the lights, brilliant atmosphere, home win.

I'm personally not bothered about it either (or the wall pushing songs either like) but you'd imagine it's the sort of thing a Premier League team might not condone, given that they apparently all voted to cancel fixtures that weekend when the rest of the sporting world carried on. All of it is so called terrace humour, none of it worth releasing a statement about at all.

Always the victims, what a reprehensible set of cunts. I suppose they've got the perfect manager to represent their fanbase. Butt hurt and upset and releasing statements soon as you do a bit of wall-pushing singing but not a mention of their fans throwing coins or singing songs about the Queen being dead the other week. If I could pick two clubs to cease to exist tomorrow I'd pick Liverpool and Liverpool U23s.

They'd see an improvement with Ian fucking Beale as manager given how shit Stevie G is.

Why did this injury jinx never affect our shit players? How fucking annoying.

Thought we were better first half, they were better second half - both sides missed sitters and both had what looked like legit pen claims waved away. Draw a fair result and a good point gained for us.

Hatty of free fivers for me, happy days.

Son is going to let down a SOT bet for the millionth fucking time, I hate him.

Class how they won to nil today. Just removing the cunt gives new life to a place.

See, there's my name, right there, Niall Quinn. Looks more like Nancy Quand. No, it says Neville. Neville Quillington.

Thought that seemed long too.

Richarlison card 4/1 (365) Card and goal 14/1 (365) Sky boost Son and Kane 2+ SOT 7/1 (fully expect Son to shit out on this) PP boost Kane to assist Son or Son to assist Kane 5/1 Kane to score a header 8/1

Acca was a bag of dicks but handily had a single on Lincoln at 9/1 which salvaged the day.