Pilko

Hope Chelsea hold on.

Pen to the bin dippers.

Have you read his book?

yep. I agree, but it would be a bit harsh to drop Edgar after his performance at the Britannia imo.

Cech :lol:

0-1, Benayoun to score imo.

yep, or the goal he gets, that shola couldnt be arsed to run for. so much of football is down to attitude man. Massively. It's unlike me to agree with NE5 - but no matter what the odds, he who wants to win most, will.

Carroll would get into the team on sheer workrate at the moment. It's the ball that he bothers to close down and the one that Shola doesn't that could be the difference between staying up, or going down.

Higginbotham's head is like the FA Cup, his ears are fucking huge. When he scored against us for the mackems I thought he was about to take flight.

Does every player have to vote? That's flawed if United players are left with no option but to vote for Gerrard - a vote is only a vote if it is used to convey your proper opinion (see The Republic of Dave for more detail).

Hangeland should be.

5 Manchester United players for PFA player? Get to fuck Ireland should walk the young player award, wouldn't be surprised if Evans got it like despite looking suspect. Bassong should be up there as a nominee imo.

Pretty sure that's deemed unsporting behaviour. Aye, Dean Windass tried warming up in front of Delap a few times and got booked for it despite not being on the pitch.

EPL? Fuck off.

Guthrie came into the midfield.

People have said to me in the past that I look like Carroll. Whether I'm as good in the air is another question. I will attempt to feed you to the best of my ability

What made me laugh the most was how the silly sod decided to stumble on and try to seriously justify such a ridiculous admission, whilst the Irish bloke with the braces just sat there pissing himself. But aye, it was hilarious

I would be insulted if you didn't. Btw just spotted your sig, and remembered where it's from :lol:

Erm, no. Carroll won more flick-ons (and they were of better quality), and his general hold-up play was better. From a defensive point of view, he also tracked back more and put in a lot more effort.

He is without a doubt one of the laziest footballers ever. I'd hate to see him relaxing on holiday, I'd probably enter the twilight zone.

56 pages for a player that hasn't even made a first-team appearance yet does seem a little excessive.

Babayaro managed to fake groin injuries for about 9 months ffs, one week isn't exactly hard to do.

Dave. He's the greatest thing about Newcastle United. EDIT: Did I say 'greatest'? Because I meant 'worst'.

If Edgar starts the game then he will score.