Pilko

is the correct answer

My one memory of Smith is during the Derby home game last season, Duff got the ball twenty yards from goal and the whole South Stand shouted "SHOOT!". He then passed it to Smith, and then about half the stand shouted "DON'T SHOOT!"

Because he's an utter f***ing plank? Jo, Kinnear, Ashley or Given? I was talking about Jo but Kinnear and Ashley easily fall into that category too.

According to OPTA the best summer signing this season (nowt to do with £££, just performances) is Mark Schwarzer.

Because he's an utter fucking plank?

No "for the love of God, fuck off HTT" option? Shambles.

Jesus wept. sorry, what was i thinking sack wise sack ashley cockney mafia out bring back keegan Tit

Hart Zabaleta Dunne Richards Garrido Elano Ireland Kompany Wright-Phillips Robinho Vassell

The Scottish Xisco: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QYfT4bD3PSQ

Me, for one. Good for you. I won't lie, there have been a few times when I've thought about sacking football altogether, most of it is hissy fits, moments of melodrama etc. on my behalf, push comes to shove though I could never do it, I actually wish I could. Save a lot of f***ing hassle and tears. To each their own, I just couldn't. I'm too emotionally involved. I could take less of an interest, admittedly, but I'd never completely cut all my ties. And neither could I, even though at times I've compelled myself to ask such a question. Unlike some though I'm open about it. I'm constantly asking myself why I bother with football as a whole and its only NUFC that keeps me interested, I long give up on football in general a long time ago. Can't be arsed with it. I still take a strong interest in football as a whole, helps take my mind off NUFC if nothing else. I've tried, maybe its the way football is packaged these days. I do enjoy watching my nephew play and those games, under 9s, although there hasn't been much footy lately due to the so-called bad weather. His game at the weekend got called off 2 days in advance in case it rained, it didn't of course. When will they realise kids are tougher than we are and love all that rain and mud and snow. I know I did when I was a bairn. http://www.newcastleis.com/Bradford%20City%20defend%20against%20Newcastle%20United%20in%20the%201911%20Cup%20Final.jpg http://staffwww.fullcoll.edu/tmorris/elements_of_ecology/images/coal_miners.jpg

There's a new signing! Alan Smith, back to fitness. He's just like a new signing.

The window in my bathroom's still open. Is that any help? There must be a stinky turd labelled "NUFC" floating in the pan.

It's all HTT's fault.

Harper Edgar Saylor Bassong Enrique Raylor Nolan Butt Lovenkrands Oba Shola Bench: Krul, Geremi, Duff, Donaldson, Ranger, Smith, LuaLua

young lad from blackburn who came in for a few games as our u18's had a bit of a keeper crisis.

They'll let Spurs stay up instead.

Would I fuck. Next question?

The only thing I have to cling to now is that the Arshavin deal is still wavering in the balance - and there's been a whisper that we get Denilson on loan if it goes ahead. We might well have an email thing about Denilson?

At least you've got good taste.

I'll officially retire from life if that happens. For the benefit of Ash4.

Kingdawson needs to retire from life. Live on webcam.

No deal? Brilliant

Can only hope there are a few emails we have going.

DO these emails have to be sent before 5pm?

You clearly didn't watch Stoke (h), did you?